Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins
Ask me about something I'm above average knowledged about that I'm also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I'm done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
They'd probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I'm done. That's all it takes.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
A look of disappointment and a sigh.
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there's no peanuts in it. RIP me.
idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I'll catch up later.
Attack at dawn.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Oof, hope you're better now.
I was driven mad by the unrelenting noises of society. The clamor, the insanity of humanity. The protagonistic figure decides a more peaceful option is adequate for my type of villainy and offers me quiet respite. A lovely cottage suitable for my hermit-like needs.
With this, I am at peace. I have a home. I have quiet. No quarrels with the world anymore
What loot do you have to make it worthwhile for the protagonist?
Hmmmmm, I might have a shiny rock or two. But I think the general public would be the providers of most appreciation awards due to not having me around anymore
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Are you professor Nakayama?
Show me the error in my ways so I can learn from it, or transform me from bad to good.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That's a very bad move.
I dunno, but you can skip the boss fight if you bring me some nice food
I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.
Crouton Cannon
Glade Plugins
Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.
Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
Takes away my coffee
I'm not an incompetent fighter or anything. I assume it wouldn't be a chance encounter, though, and I'd probably be prepared. In that case, well, they'd definitely have their work cut out for them. Prepare to dodge bullets, and engage in hand-to-hand combat with someone who can take a good beating before giving up.
I'm exhausted easily in my current state, however. Anything more than a short close quarters fight will likely do me in. That is, importantly, assuming I don't use 💫drugs💫.
When you hit phase 2 of the fight and the boss pulls out a crack pipe
Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.
I'm gonna say donuts
Just start yelling at me and I'll probably shut down and cry.
Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins
Ask me about something I'm above average knowledged about that I'm also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I'm done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
"Is this the real life, is this just fantasy"
They'd probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I'm done. That's all it takes.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
A look of disappointment and a sigh.
Shares a granola bar full of peanuts and lies and tells me there's no peanuts in it. RIP me.
idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I'll catch up later.
Attack at dawn.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Oof, hope you're better now.
I was driven mad by the unrelenting noises of society. The clamor, the insanity of humanity. The protagonistic figure decides a more peaceful option is adequate for my type of villainy and offers me quiet respite. A lovely cottage suitable for my hermit-like needs.
With this, I am at peace. I have a home. I have quiet. No quarrels with the world anymore
What loot do you have to make it worthwhile for the protagonist?
Hmmmmm, I might have a shiny rock or two. But I think the general public would be the providers of most appreciation awards due to not having me around anymore
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Are you professor Nakayama?
Show me the error in my ways so I can learn from it, or transform me from bad to good.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That's a very bad move.
I dunno, but you can skip the boss fight if you bring me some nice food
Distract me with food and drink.
In my case, a sack of White Castles.
Exploiting my hubris.
I actually wrote out an outline for this back when I was making small videogames as a hobby. I never actually made the game, which was probably overly ambitious, which is fitting because it was a game about ambition and hubris with me as the villains (multiverse shenanigans) and a pair of scrappy teenage sleuths as the protagonists.
Crouton Cannon
Glade Plugins
Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.
Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
Takes away my coffee
I'm not an incompetent fighter or anything. I assume it wouldn't be a chance encounter, though, and I'd probably be prepared. In that case, well, they'd definitely have their work cut out for them. Prepare to dodge bullets, and engage in hand-to-hand combat with someone who can take a good beating before giving up.
I'm exhausted easily in my current state, however. Anything more than a short close quarters fight will likely do me in. That is, importantly, assuming I don't use 💫drugs💫.
When you hit phase 2 of the fight and the boss pulls out a crack pipe
Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.
I'm gonna say donuts
Just start yelling at me and I'll probably shut down and cry.
Showing me a picture of your mother lmao gottem