Honk rule

brbposting@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 712 points –

::: spoiler alt-text “a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk” :::

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The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top

It's a GM product, it's factory

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As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.

That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.

All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.

as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both

Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.

Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕

They really do have a sticker for everyone

Gif showing the kid from the "Have you ever had a dream"-video

Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.

Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.