those damn libs!!!

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Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?

That and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there's nothing in there

I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?

I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge

Gotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.

I was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms

Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.

If you think you're gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you've got another thing coming.

As always, threatening me with a good time.

As a mad scientist I'm just thrilled this has a full on laboratory, rather than a workbench confined to the garage.

Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion

Having an abortion room is fucking metal.

Shit joke removed as unsure of the political inclination of the comenters and I CBA with interaction with a righty whitey.

I used to play an obscene amount of The Binding of Isaac; I'm very familiar with the different methods of abortion lol. In hindsight I wish I'd refered to it as an "abortion closet".

"Weed smoking" before each of the others.

Weed smoking gay room etc etc

kinda bummed there's no asexual refrigerator or aromantic pergola

An asexual refrigerator would be stacked with cake and nothing else. Do not trust asexuals round your kitchen. They only got one thing on the mind!

This is true!🤤

Can't deside between cake and garlic bread

What even goes on in the Gay Room? Like, you can have all the gay sex you want already in the Sex before Marriage Lounge, and anything else can be done as gay as one wants to any other room 🤔

Nah man it’s gay like “lighthearted and carefree,” You go in there if you need a calm moment away from the party. It’s like a mediation room.

There needs to be a no-fault divorce hall between kitchen and lounge

We're doing a major house renovation at the moment, wonder if I can get a boy/wife kitchen snuck into the building contract for shits and giggles

ngl kinda like the idea just because of the size. Although I might reform the lab to grow mushrooms

Open it up to General Chemistry, more flexible and kinda future proof that way.

It's not even labelled as a closet, it's just a space that is the concept of abortion. How horrifying.