Onlyfans creators will eventually market meat of themselves

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 142 points –

Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

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What stuff was you on when you came up with this revelation?

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So you kind of miss the obvious long term application in this scenario: buy a totally realistic dildo clone of my penis, buy a clone of my boobs etc. A step beyond just meat but the more realistic application of this technology in the sex world.

I think they'll be eating their favourite onlyfans creators, just not in the way you're suggesting.

And how do you keep that from deteriorating and decaying? It would be meat after all and meat has the nasty property to get really bad in very short time without a living body attached to it keeping it fresh.

Well planned obsolescence is a good thing for the content maker - the customer has to buy it again if they like it. The ultimate DRM?

Okay, if you phrase it that way then it is a feature not a bug 🤔😄

Wait, would my dildo clone have a foreskin? Would the fake be more real than the real thing?

I feel like that will become illegal pretty quickly.

Probably, can't imagine it being good for your health. But there may be a brief, highly profitable window.

This kind of concept is in Brandon Cronenbergs' film Antiviral

It's the only true vegan meat - given with consent.

Pretty sure it would be considered cannibalism and made illegal

Prion City here we GOOOOOOOOO!

Where are the infectious prions coming from if it is lab grown meat? There should be the same risks with any other lab grown meat then, because prions are not something special to only human meat.

Long as we don't lab grow brains for food we should be good on that front.

Not necessarily, most of the known prions we associate with cannibalism are neurological, but that doesn't mean there aren't any that primarily affect other parts of the body that require proteins that aren't infectiously badly folded.

I'm pretty sure cannibalism is already legal in the United States. The problem is you can't legally acquire human meat.

I don't think cannibalism is illegal in many places, the problem with it is acquiring the meat.

There will no doubt be a line of the wealthiest people selling their sole for a profit.

I don't think this is what was implied when we said to "eat the rich", though. Or "bootlicker" and "ass kisser".

The problem is that the lab-meat probably wouldn’t taste the same as the human-meat. I’m reasonably confident that the (minimum) 18 years of living the OF person would have to do impacts and changes the quality and taste of flesh.

It’s possible that the lab-meat would taste like the OF person did when they were a baby… but that opens a whole new door of moral and ethical and legal issues.

Maybe, but the fact that it's genetically the same would be the main selling point.

Armin Meiwes went vegetarian I just checked.

I keep mixing up Armin Meiwes and Armin Meiwald. Really unfortunate coincidence that their names are so similar yet what they're known for is so different.

Should I be proud/glad I have no clue who that is?

Do you answer personal ads? If not you are fine either way.

Like, on dating sites?

Edit: Ok, looked it up. No, I wouldn't be answering personal ads from this guy :)

I guess I saw the IT Crowd episode that must have been referencing this.

Zuckerberg will do a video of him smoking some thot's ass meat. With Sweet Baby Ray's, of course.

I'd eat a Bell Delphine burger. I wouldn't spend my own money on it, but I feel like that'd make for a fun story.

Yea if it was still rare I'm pretty sure people would be fascinated to know what it tasted like. Whole reason I had this thought really.

I hate to say it, but you’re probably right. 🤢

Unfortunately I think Bella Thorne has stopped doing only fans :,(

Maybe someone who understands science way better than me can answer this, but would it be possible to grow a whole human body using the meat growing process? If so, you could buy a sex doll copy of your favourite celebrity.

Currently not. Lab grown meat is a more or less homogeneous mass of muscle fiber. A few years ago we could only make what is essentially minced meat, now we're getting closer to entire steaks. Still far away from growing specific muscle groups, organs, bones and skin.

I mean i theory we can clone mammals, the problem is it would take a long while for your "buddy" to grow up to a usable size

The problem with cloning would also be that a clone of a human is a human with all rights and limitations, the "buddy" would be a slave.

Not after a lobotomy

Performing a lobotomy to a human sounds highly illegal in itself, but as far as I know are lobotomized humans still humans with all human rights.

Well, that's fair enough, but i think we already abandoned legality of the whole operation at the "growing entire human body" part

I don't think that there is a legal issue with that, as long as only a lifeless body is grown

The problem with a lifeless body is it will quickly decompose, so it has to have basic functions like breathing and blood pumping

No brain but a microcontroller to give the right electric signals to the lungs and heart.

It is a fascinating Gedankenexperiment, very creepy and dark but fascinating

That could work, yes

(Bezos if you ever do this could you give us a cut of the profits? Thans in advance)

Also i think the word you are looking for is thought experiment (unless german was a stylistic choice)

Damn. Still incredible stuff though.

How about recreating genital tissue?

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(You are aware that lab-grown meat is still meat and not an independent organism, right? It's essentially dead and would rot within hours if kept at room temperature)

Yea. Freeze it, thaw it, microwave it, "use" it, dispose of it.

I'm not actually planning on doing any of that, just talking about what is and isn't theoretically possible.

You've got to refrigerate it and keep it in the "Sta-Fresh" pack until ready for use.

What about having a life support system connected?

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