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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 748 points –
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The flavor of British food and the beauty of British women made British men the finest sailors in the world.

Helen of Troy was so beautiful she launched a thousand ships, so you can measure beauty in miliHelens based on how many ships are launched and ugliness in negative (how many ships are launched in the opposite direction).

Is nazi Germany the country with the most beauty in history? Imperial Japan?

I mean, they launched a lot of ships themselves too, so it might be a wash. I'm also not sure how to count U-boats.

cunt

I'm afraid that UK could steal this post to show in one of their museums

Random fact: the UK Revenue and Customs system is open source (it's written in Scala)