"Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?"
you are welcome
and for the germanophones:
"ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber 'shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000' schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere"
seit willkommen
edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P
SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).
I'm in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed...
In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They've got bigger things to worry about.
Every cop has bigger things to worry about.
Tell that a Bavarian cop?
I don’t speak Bavarian?
Let's just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.
Become the bigger reason
The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.
Yeah. I don't mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed...
Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.
I'm not sure what you mean.
Why would it affect what bars look like?
They are implying that when faced with the choice of paying €30 for a couple of pints or smoking free weed that many will choose the latter which will impact alcohol sales in bars to a significant degree.
I was joking here a bit, but:
A big crowd of people has suddenly a lot of weed.
People in Berlin like to go to bars and like to smoke weed (a fact)
Suddenly there's a lot more weed, many people more are smoking it either in the bar (allowed in a few places at least in Neukolln) or outside the bar (about every other place outside Neukolln)
Fun.
So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024...
fuck me.
not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually...
well fuck me... i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first... bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow...
Try feminized automatic seeds thet eliminates many points of failure, you dont need to ckeck the gender and you can just blast them with 18 hours of light till harvest.
And even if only one plant survives you should still be even
yeah well, no idea where to get seeds xD the place i usually go to used to sell them too, but no longer... i wonder why 🤪
Anybody can learn to grow plants. It just takes practice and learning. There's a gazillion YouTube videos on gardening and I'm sure there's tons on how to grow weed specifically.
Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.
In a series of small fires
bro come help me legally dispose of this weed
I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude
I’m very scared right now
sach ma du pimml, ich zei dir glei germapfobe. !!!111einseinself
Ty that's actually funny as fk
schrottflinte
Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot
ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank
und ja... die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich... ich mein, oft genug passte es ja.. alles gut
For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by "son of a" or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district
What an insane thing to just randomly post
i love it
Right! Like where they even pull this from and they whose the genius that came up with it.
Wait german says kan man like in swedish? The more you know.
Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.
Kann man das?
Kann man.
kan man dansa cancan på dass?
kan man.
The nordic languages are quite similar to german. Cause they have the same origin (english too) and are geographically quite close to germany. So it just happened that some words are almost the same. I'm pretty sure if you speak German and English you can pretty much understand the context of what people are saying. This of course applies to other language combinations too
we building back babel with this one f🔥🔥🔥🔥
Oh man that weed looks tasty af... 🤤
I need some flower and a blunt wrap; getting bored of dabs.
I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it's just green and doesn't look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3
I'm sure whoever grew this wishes they could grow colorful weed like this too.
I like to buy a concentrate (usually distillate but any concentrate will work), warm it up under a hot plate until it's nice and gooey, then spread a layer of it over the blunt with my dab tool before lighting up. Gets me as high as I used to get back before legalization, and the stickiness of the concentrate helps the blunt burn more smoothly and evenly.
If your tolerance is as wrecked as mine from too many dabs, you gotta try this. The full-spectrum effect of flower combined with the intensity of a good concentrate is the chef's kiss.
Shinzo Abe because of Fukushima and the Tohoku earthquake/tsunami event, I presume?
"Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?"
you are welcome
and for the germanophones:
"ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber 'shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000' schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere"
seit willkommen
edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P
SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).
I'm in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed...
In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They've got bigger things to worry about.
Every cop has bigger things to worry about.
Tell that a Bavarian cop?
I don’t speak Bavarian?
Let's just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.
Become the bigger reason
The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.
Yeah. I don't mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed...
Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.
I'm not sure what you mean.
Why would it affect what bars look like?
They are implying that when faced with the choice of paying €30 for a couple of pints or smoking free weed that many will choose the latter which will impact alcohol sales in bars to a significant degree.
I was joking here a bit, but:
So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024...
fuck me.
not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually...
well fuck me... i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first... bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow...
Try feminized automatic seeds thet eliminates many points of failure, you dont need to ckeck the gender and you can just blast them with 18 hours of light till harvest.
And even if only one plant survives you should still be even
yeah well, no idea where to get seeds xD the place i usually go to used to sell them too, but no longer... i wonder why 🤪
In the past I ordered here from the Netherlands https://www.zamnesia.com/de
Anybody can learn to grow plants. It just takes practice and learning. There's a gazillion YouTube videos on gardening and I'm sure there's tons on how to grow weed specifically.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGtYLiV_xP0Q9lkp5AsnnprB5VJaM5Q0q&si=ancwEKW0XvmxRW9B
I thought it was only illegal to sell?
Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.
In a series of small fires
bro come help me legally dispose of this weed
I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude
I’m very scared right now
sach ma du pimml, ich zei dir glei germapfobe. !!!111einseinself
Ty that's actually funny as fk
Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot
ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank
und ja... die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich... ich mein, oft genug passte es ja.. alles gut
For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by "son of a" or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district
What an insane thing to just randomly post
i love itRight! Like where they even pull this from and they whose the genius that came up with it.
Wait german says kan man like in swedish? The more you know.
Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.
Kann man das?
Kann man.
kan man dansa cancan på dass?
kan man.
The nordic languages are quite similar to german. Cause they have the same origin (english too) and are geographically quite close to germany. So it just happened that some words are almost the same. I'm pretty sure if you speak German and English you can pretty much understand the context of what people are saying. This of course applies to other language combinations too
we building back babel with this one f🔥🔥🔥🔥
Oh man that weed looks tasty af... 🤤
I need some flower and a blunt wrap; getting bored of dabs.
I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it's just green and doesn't look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3
I'm sure whoever grew this wishes they could grow colorful weed like this too.
I like to buy a concentrate (usually distillate but any concentrate will work), warm it up under a hot plate until it's nice and gooey, then spread a layer of it over the blunt with my dab tool before lighting up. Gets me as high as I used to get back before legalization, and the stickiness of the concentrate helps the blunt burn more smoothly and evenly.
If your tolerance is as wrecked as mine from too many dabs, you gotta try this. The full-spectrum effect of flower combined with the intensity of a good concentrate is the chef's kiss.
Shinzo Abe because of Fukushima and the Tohoku earthquake/tsunami event, I presume?