Exquisite

no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 352 points –
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Me: Pineapple doesn't deserve to be on a pizza!

This: Exists.

:O

Pineapple is banging on a pizza. You're missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.

Spicy food in general should just not exist.

Mate what

Give me the good pain. I want my BDSM food

I'm sorry you feel that way. More spicy food for the rest of us though, so not that sorry.

What is this, 1860? I spent my entire childhood barely touching spicy food, like hell I’d want to go back to that miserable life.

This is the most British comment on the internet

No wonder China wants to invade

I think this pizza might actually be enough of a bioweapon to fend off the PLA

This pizza looks like it's brother killed the entire clan and left.

With a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us

looks like some symbol

Huh. So we have all the cheesy, melty goodness that sits around the chicken and calamari, and when you finish with that it's like a sweet dessert? Maybe if you only have one slice, so it's like you are eating a three course meal: Appetizer of cheese and chicken, meal of the calamari, then the oreo.

I'm ethically opposed to much of this, but I can't fault it for lack of ambition. It's like a built-in dessert with every slice

I’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.

Things that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.

What have you done with the Vulkanpizza???