While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
Aye sea what you did there...
Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
You don't have to be gay to be dominant
Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.
Cops?
The venn diagram is a circle
That could apply to both these douchers
I was referring to "I can take isis on myself" hard man Leon.
To me it seemed like an obvious joke
It is, and it's hilarious.
Come on dude. We didn't leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you're smarter than them.
Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I've never heard of him so idk.
He's a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times
that's an entirely different person bro.
Oh, you're right. I was thinking of Madison Cawthorn. They're basically the same person though
Except in all the ways you described them.
The former part, yes. The scandals part, no. The TSA part? We can't say. Perhaps he's just sneakier than Cawthorn
Mmk.
Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass
I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.
He's an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn't dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He's just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.
He's also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000
While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
Aye sea what you did there...
Is he gay? I kind of always assumed he was since most extreme conservatives are just in the closet doms.
You don't have to be gay to be dominant
Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.
Cops?
The venn diagram is a circle
That could apply to both these douchers
I was referring to "I can take isis on myself" hard man Leon.
To me it seemed like an obvious joke
It is, and it's hilarious.
Come on dude. We didn't leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you're smarter than them.
Is there something wrong with the navy guy specifically or are you just not a fan of most military people in general? I've never heard of him so idk.
He's a former right-wing member of the House of Representatives, that was involved in a number of scandals, and attempted to bring a firearm through TSA security multiple times
that's an entirely different person bro.
Oh, you're right. I was thinking of Madison Cawthorn. They're basically the same person though
Except in all the ways you described them.
The former part, yes. The scandals part, no. The TSA part? We can't say. Perhaps he's just sneakier than Cawthorn
Mmk.
Dan Crenshaw is a proper shithead politician, just google his ass
I recommend googling his face, but it is very hard to tell the difference between the two.
He's an anti-LGBT bigot, anti-bodily autonomy wrt abortion, thinks COVID isn't dangerous, and is a climate change denier. He's just one more Republican shitbird in a long line of shitbirds.
He's also a criminal. He received over $200,000 worth of illegal campaign contributions. And, bafflingly, was only fined $40,000
IRL anime protagonist
You know what? Send him, see what happens
Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.
i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.
The brave, brave mujahideen
Fuck Dan Crenshaw
You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.
Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
Ah. Potato potato
Tomato tomato
No u
I’m quite curious what this story is
They're not like the other girls
skill issue
is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?
Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!
Built different, blow up different
Oh, Twitter cunt with an engorged ego from 3000 years ago, I hope you're suffering now. RIP to you but your not different