Putin says we must think how to stop 'the tragedy' of war in Ukraine

runiq@feddit.de to Ukraine@sopuli.xyz – 208 points –
Putin says we must think how to stop 'the tragedy' of war in Ukraine
reuters.com

I'm honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.

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Tutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine

  1. Pull troops out of Ukraine.
  2. Jump out of highest window in Moscow.

And pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.

2 Isn't realistic

He'd never jump, it'd be an accidental fall with 2 gunshots in the back of his skull.

Hmm, I wonder who can stop the war? Maybe the person who started it?

But then he'd have to assassinate himself for saying he can't win the war!

Ya know what? I'd be okay with that. Be the first good thing he's done in ages.

Assassinated by whom? Isn't he the leader of Russia? or is there someone in the shadows always wanting war for Russia and if the president dont support war, he is then replaced by another Russian?

'We're all just trying to figure out who did this.'

“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome myself?”

He has been trapped in the propaganda bubble and has become delusional as a result of it.

How about a classic "eat shit and die" strategy? I think it's perfect for the situation at hand, Mr. Cockmuncher.

Putin can make out with a firearm, I bet that would work.

Why's there an empty ball pit in the middle of Putin's desk?

It's how you can tell he's top dog. The balls are just out for cleaning.

Unfortunately the war can’t end without them. He doesn’t have the balls to end the war respectfully.

Perhaps by "tragedy" he means how badly it's going.

im seeing experts on youtube explainjng how some are saying that its been a stalemate for so long with so many casualties.. neither side appears to have the stomach to scale up the money/weapons/political costs necessary to drastically change the math, so its likely time to negotiate something.. likely ukraine promises not to join the EU/NATO and the territories will be split somehow.

Russia is free to go the fuck home. Until then, I will continue to send money and I will implore my government to continue to send bullets to the Ukrainians defending their homes from the invader.

You should probably widen your media diet, there's active information warfare going on from both sides and their allies, a lot of misinformation and propaganda abound.

Besides, Ukraine not long ago did promise to remove their nukes in exchange for not guarantees of not being invaded by Russia.

Promises made by the same sitting head of state.

Makes it hard to trust any deal that isn't surrendering the country.

neither side appears to have the stomach to scale up the money/weapons/political costs necessary to drastically change the math

How does one "scale up the money"? That doesn't make sense.

You seriously believe that Ukraine is holding back? You think they wouldn't "drastically change the math"s if they could?

Those experts on Youtube can lick me where the sun don't shine