A lesson for all you youngsters

Bombastic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1292 points –
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I have a PhD in online arguments, and I've been involved in numerous anonymous arguments with internet strangers, and I have won over 300 arguments online.

I call BS on that. Time is relative. Fucking Green Captain America…go put a circle of salt around you, it won’t help you against my facts and logic.

At least you're getting involved rather than just watching strangers argue.

there, argue with me:

noodles > rice

What about noodles with rice?

Rice is healthier

Brown rice is healthier, white rice causes nutritional deficiencies.

I like rice better. And I’m Italian.

You can pair it with so much more stuff.

So far so good here. The communities aren't niche enough yet, so naturally I've already been called a nazi.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Every comment I write is viewed hundreds of times. I feel like I am exporting my cultural beliefs by being so vocal on the Internet.

I think honest debate about ideas and the world around you is an integral part of life.

Course, there's that pesky word, 'honest'.

And leaking classified military documents to win said arguments.

Haven't got enough spine to even talk to people irl

Some sage wisdom here. I will make sure to follow it for the rest of my life.

what else am i gunna do on the shitter? pokemon killed the series, and mobile games suck.

Play old Pokémon games, duh.

i've already played those games.

But have you gotten to max trainer card level in all of them? That takes a lot.

it really doesn't. and ulness i have 2 consoles and play the game multiple times, i can't complete the dex either.

Afaik you don’t have to “catch ‘em all” for the trainer card level, seeing them is enough (and I think there’s a way to see every Pokémon in every game). And it does take a lot to max out those, stuff like the five paintings in RS or every symbol in Emerald are probably more challenging than plat-ing an entire average modern game.

This is what I think whenever I see someone freaking out in public over nothing.

"Is this really what you want to be doing today?"