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Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸

Considering the serial and things would be the same, this is basically just a high-quality counterfeit, ya?

My vision's never been great, so I'll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.

That's a great bet to make! I'd personally pick big onion. It intrigues me.

Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.

What if losing the ability means breaking your neck on the last try?

A few is more than two. You could safely do two flips and leave it at that, which would still be pretty cool.

Well obviously not gunna break my neck... But one solid backflip would be enough to gaslight my friends.

As long as you tuck properly it's really hard to land in a damaging way*

Back flips are surprisingly possible with some exercise. I can do them on flat ground. If you have a gym nearby with those big blue mats you can try them with much risk.

*Terms and conditions apply when you're fat.

Finally a chance to snap a bad guy's neck and save the day.

Green green green green I fucking love the great old ones I want my sanity to abandon me and to laugh and scream and learn new ways to hurt eachother

No you misunderstand, that pill just makes a loud noise go off in a retirement home.

Backflip.

I imagine that means my body won’t hurt and I’ll have the athleticism to do a few backflips until I’ve done them. If I don’t do them, then my body is just suddenly healthy and pain free.

At 40, I’ll take that shit.

No, that's literally the only exercise you can do. Your body is absolutely optimizer to do 3 backflips and nothing else.

Obama as now, or at the same age as me?

30 YO Obama looked amazing.

Ooooh, nice, I'm always game for more multishot. I've got too much base damage bonus, I need more multipliers on my build.

Nobody picked the pink pill?

🩷Pizza time is already broken and I can do so much damage in a minute!🩷

Tell me more about this big onion. Do I get a big onion or become a big onion?