Pew! Pew!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1012 points –
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Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.

Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!

I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.

Call me the crazy hair guy 😎

Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!

I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a "broken phone" version of space war propaganda.

You're looking for Stargate

In Stargate they did that but not with Christianity.

Yeah, network executives probably wouldn't let them. At least they parodied Christianity with the Ori

...yeah that's not a real photo

Lying? For fake points?? Not on my Internet.

I was stunned, and my belief in society is shattered. Gonna give my girlfriend a call so I can feel better. (Crazy story by the way. She texted my number by accident! She's out of my league pretty and she has given me some amazing investment tips. Can't wait to meet her irl!)

Does it pew pew the pews? And do little pope hats get ejected like shell casings?

That’s not a church! That’s another tank!

Mormon temple in La Jolla looks like the space ship from "The Last Star Fighter"

this is obviously fake ffs

Based on search-by-image functionality, there are lots of similar churches but I haven't found an exact match. The shrub location is weird and churches of this size don't usually have those little spikes. Most have round wooden doors and more windows, too.

I think the author found an outline of a MIG-25, pasted it on top of some scenery and then asked Stable Diffusion to maximize "church", "professional photograph" etc. without changing pixels above a threshold.

I think so too. The complete lack of a path to this church plus the weird bush placement and weird towers just look wrong :D

Look up images of 'church,' look for the head-on images, turn your head to the side.

For example, first one I found:

For the lazy or unimaginative:

But may I raise the stakes with the Ulm Minster (the most terrifying church I've ever seen):