Coming down your chimney

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My fiancee loves Xmas so I showed her this. She just made a face and wouldn't stop saying "no" while walking away.

If you have balanitis: wash your penis every day using just water or an emollient (moisturising treatment) gently pull back your foreskin and wash the area with warm water. dry gently after washing. if you use condoms, choose condoms for sensitive skin. wash your hands before peeing or touching your penis

I learned something on Lemmy today!

1 foreskin = 1 medical coverage

Thoughts and prayers

Reminds me of "All Through the House" from Love, Death, and Robots. I highly recommend the series.

The new holiday celebration for the Alien franchise looks pretty dope.

Facehuggers in the packages?

Can we get a predator franchise crossover that's passover themed or such?

It’s like Elf on the Shelf or Mensch on the Bench except this one is Terminator on the Radiator.

Like the idea of the comic, but the order of the panels is kinda meh. I think the chimney from the inside de house should be first, then Santa's face with a reaction like this 😣, then inside again maybe leaving aa present like a larva leave an egg, then to Santa 🤤 and finish with the entire Santa's image climbing on his ride.