I know what I got. No low balls

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 545 points –
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There’s a disturbing amount of thought put into that monstrosity.

Knowing the US, there's a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming "Home of the world famous wineeoli!"

Not sure if this is a 9yo making food alone at home, or a straight up food crime.

I'm honestly surprised they cooked the hot dog or didn't replace it. It just gets worse at every level.

Top it with some grated/melted cheese and it's good to go.

I think that's melted cheese beneath the dogs so no need. It's kinda genius as this way it binds it all together and stops the bread getting soggy

Noticing the cheese is what made me realize whoever did it, did it with some thought behind it and that's a little scary. XD

Oh you're right! It looks uh.. different than what I'd expect melted cheese to be so I thought it was the bread being discoloured from sauce.

Looks like Craft singles, probably been sitting for a bit after being melted from the looks of it.

And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!

If you're part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.

The day you realize you’re girl is two Timing with Chef Boyardee and Oscar Mayer at the same time.

the day you realize you're girl

oh my gosssssh

I read the title and became a lot confused. It doesn't help that the US calls those weiners.