Mouth

funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 338 points –
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You see they want to be eaten.

The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

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We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn't matter where they're at, maybe it's subconsciously and they just don't even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

You're supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez