I'll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.
How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?
While we're at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn't do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating
What did California do that's so bad?
Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?
It'll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue
Crab rave anyone?
Everybody do the Macarena
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Omg there's this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the "Euro Crab" and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.
Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.
Bath salts are old hat. We're stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now
California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.
One Florida is enough, thanks.
s/enough/too many/
We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?
You can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?
TIL almonds have nipples.
He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.
Let's trade Florida for a second California.
can we just get rid of both of them pls?
I'll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.
How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?
While we're at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn't do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating
What did California do that's so bad?
Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?
It'll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue
Crab rave anyone?
Everybody do the Macarena
Omg there's this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the "Euro Crab" and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.
Carcinisation really going wild on this one
I'm pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.
Where would we even put all of those? Canada?
Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta
Source: Albertan
How about Albeighta as a compromise
Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?
Gulf of Mexico
The gulf says mexicno
Nohio
Also known as: Ohno
Ohellno
Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.
Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm
Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!
slaps Califournia
"Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy."
Defense Department: "Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas."
i could drive so many trucks
Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.
Bath salts are old hat. We're stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now
California merely annoys me. Florida terrifies me.
One Florida is enough, thanks.
s/enough/too many/
We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?
You can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?
TIL almonds have nipples.
He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.
Everywhere I go I see his face
I love you too Zoidberg
ameroctopod
Amerachnid
This is better, thank you
Gonenada
Your terms are acceptable
Utterly disgusting.
Udderly disgusting
Fourida because we could walk away