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It looks like a severed tongue.

Ask me how I know.

Are you guys that smooth and hairless?

Oh yeah, gotta keep it dolphin-with-a-brazilian smooth. The trick is to skip the shaving, waxing and Nair style stuff. Just use a Zippo and burn the hairs off. Baby smooth in no time.

Never in my life have I ever seen a human scrotum look like that. Is that like hentai nutsack or something?

Just too many smooth skin texture mods.

So... It's historically accurate? The "heart" symbol doesn't really look like an actual heart and may have been modelled after a bum or a scrotum. Or the seed of a plant used as a contraceptive.

Awesome I can’t wait to get these on sale after Valentines

Looks like early death from diabetes and heart disease.

It's one candy. Yea if you eat them all the time it's an issue. But I can have a cookie or candy every once in awhile and it won't kill me anymore than anything else will.

Reese's has annual sales of over $2,000,000,000. There's no doubt they put many thousands of people in the ground every single year.