[An image depicting two thousand and forty-eight light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a sixty-four by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]
^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^
This comment has higher resolution than OP's posted image
I have skills beyond your comprehension
How can you tell how big they are? Did you look at every one?
It started as one easy to read bean can and I extended the transcription with every update.
Also I'm magic.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lima bean? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Adzuki, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls cooked. I am trained in garbanzo warfare and I'm the top cook in the entire US bean forces. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will feed you beans with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fava. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bean providers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, marrowfat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lentils. You're fucking cooked, kidney bean. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you over seven hundred different recipes, and that's just with my black beans. Not only am I extensively trained in pinto combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Great Northern Bean Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little split pea. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prepared your fucking mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn soybean. I will shit beans all over you and you will drown in them. You're gonna be fucking full, baked bean.
Please don't do this. Let it die with Reddit.
Please do this. Don't let it die with Reddit.
Anarchy chess keeps leaking. Anybody here a plumber?
Call the plumber...
Actual drain clog
New septic tank just dropped
???????
Just Google en passant.
Glad to hear I wasn't the only one getting anarchy chess vibes
Boy this is good content
Top tier quality content. I can't wait for the next season.
Is this the end?
Hopefully, this is just rehashed reddit shite that probably didn't even start there
Are you telling me each can contains one huge bean? 😳
Well I'm not telling you they don't
I read your username as BeanVolcano...
I think the beans have invaded my brain
What do you mean, my name is BeanVolcano
Thats enough beans to get to the moon.
bean watching this mouth watering display of culinary delight for some time now patiently waiting for the next truck load of beans
Double it and give it to the next person!
🫘 I 🫘 NEED 🫘 MORE 🫘 BEANS 🫘
Cool meme but you better put more effort when making 2048 beans 2: 4096 electric boogaloos. We are a quality pooppost community after all, not like the general quality of Reddit.
4096 isn't looking too good.
This aged well
THE BEANS MUST FLOW
Goddamn it. I see beans, i upvote.
You're doing God's work
This is madness. There can’t possibly be that many beans!
god's speed
That's not enough beans we're going to need at least ... two times this number
Maybe even... two times two times this number
Dude your milking these 🫘
Actually, they're posting in direct response to the upvote count, following up on the promise. We're the ones milking it.
Can’t beat cheese and beans on a jacket potato imo.
Blurred beans
That's an actually unsmall number of beans.
Oxford quakes in their boots at this man
True, but that's mainly because he drunkenly tries to convince people that pi is exactly 3 and sometimes even succeeds!
I, too, am quaking in my boots
OFF TO 4096!
oh no how far can this go...
Last I checked integers can go a LONG way
OP, you are an enlightened bean.
now I feel bad of skipping about 65k straight away
Just think how much online shopping we're going to be able to do with all these Beenz floating around Lemmy for free.
BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
Upvoting, but a little sad it’s not demented beans
It's more bean time
This the shit I like to see.
It's like the fucking anarchy rice
Can't have enough beans.
Someone please explain what is going on with lemmy and beans
So there's people on Lemmy. People are fucking stupid. Someone posted beans. The random, unexpected nature was comical. The amusement caused upvotes, increasing popularity, which led to a bandwagon. This bandwagon then became itself popular, creating a meta-commentary on Lemmy's obsession with beans. This unintentionally drives new interest in a sociogenic positive feedback loop driven by a conscious or subconscious desire to feel included in the growing social trend. This will continue until the majority of people lose interest and both the meme and it's meta-commentary (arguably a more important driving factor in the continuous popularity than the actual content) and begin to shift their focus elsewhere, or express negative responses that capture the popular opinion. This breaks the cycle, and drastically drops off the interest in the trend as stragglers are penalized for the "posting old memes". It then dies off save for a small portion of the community who continues a vested but dwindling interest who will section the content off to a new, smaller community, which will then be known solely for that trend. Then a new trend emerges and follows the same pseudo-popular feedback trend.
Image Transcription:
[An image depicting two thousand and forty-eight light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a sixty-four by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]
^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^
This comment has higher resolution than OP's posted image
I have skills beyond your comprehension
How can you tell how big they are? Did you look at every one?
It started as one easy to read bean can and I extended the transcription with every update.
Also I'm magic.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you lima bean? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Beans, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Adzuki, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls cooked. I am trained in garbanzo warfare and I'm the top cook in the entire US bean forces. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will feed you beans with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fava. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bean providers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, marrowfat. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your lentils. You're fucking cooked, kidney bean. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feed you over seven hundred different recipes, and that's just with my black beans. Not only am I extensively trained in pinto combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Great Northern Bean Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little split pea. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have prepared your fucking mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn soybean. I will shit beans all over you and you will drown in them. You're gonna be fucking full, baked bean.
Please don't do this. Let it die with Reddit.
Please do this. Don't let it die with Reddit.
Anarchy chess keeps leaking. Anybody here a plumber?
Call the plumber...
Actual drain clog
New septic tank just dropped
???????
Just Google en passant.
Glad to hear I wasn't the only one getting anarchy chess vibes
Boy this is good content
Top tier quality content. I can't wait for the next season.
Is this the end?
Hopefully, this is just rehashed reddit shite that probably didn't even start there
At some point we will run out of beans.
😟 don't say such beans
We need high res beans
Enhance
Beans? I thought it was solar panel
Solar Beanel
We are exploring unknown depths of beans here!
Are you telling me each can contains one huge bean? 😳
Well I'm not telling you they don't
I read your username as BeanVolcano...
I think the beans have invaded my brain
What do you mean, my name is BeanVolcano
Thats enough beans to get to the moon.
bean watching this mouth watering display of culinary delight for some time now patiently waiting for the next truck load of beans
Double it and give it to the next person!
🫘 I 🫘 NEED 🫘 MORE 🫘 BEANS 🫘
Cool meme but you better put more effort when making 2048 beans 2: 4096 electric boogaloos. We are a quality pooppost community after all, not like the general quality of Reddit.
4096 isn't looking too good.
This aged well
THE BEANS MUST FLOW
Goddamn it. I see beans, i upvote.
You're doing God's work
This is madness. There can’t possibly be that many beans!
god's speed
That's not enough beans we're going to need at least ... two times this number
Maybe even... two times two times this number
Dude your milking these 🫘
Actually, they're posting in direct response to the upvote count, following up on the promise. We're the ones milking it.
Can’t beat cheese and beans on a jacket potato imo.
Blurred beans
That's an actually unsmall number of beans.
Oxford quakes in their boots at this man
True, but that's mainly because he drunkenly tries to convince people that pi is exactly 3 and sometimes even succeeds!
I, too, am quaking in my boots
OFF TO 4096!
oh no how far can this go...
Last I checked integers can go a LONG way
OP, you are an enlightened bean.
now I feel bad of skipping about 65k straight away
Just think how much online shopping we're going to be able to do with all these Beenz floating around Lemmy for free.
BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
Upvoting, but a little sad it’s not demented beans
It's more bean time
This the shit I like to see.
It's like the fucking anarchy rice
Can't have enough beans.
Someone please explain what is going on with lemmy and beans
So there's people on Lemmy. People are fucking stupid. Someone posted beans. The random, unexpected nature was comical. The amusement caused upvotes, increasing popularity, which led to a bandwagon. This bandwagon then became itself popular, creating a meta-commentary on Lemmy's obsession with beans. This unintentionally drives new interest in a sociogenic positive feedback loop driven by a conscious or subconscious desire to feel included in the growing social trend. This will continue until the majority of people lose interest and both the meme and it's meta-commentary (arguably a more important driving factor in the continuous popularity than the actual content) and begin to shift their focus elsewhere, or express negative responses that capture the popular opinion. This breaks the cycle, and drastically drops off the interest in the trend as stragglers are penalized for the "posting old memes". It then dies off save for a small portion of the community who continues a vested but dwindling interest who will section the content off to a new, smaller community, which will then be known solely for that trend. Then a new trend emerges and follows the same pseudo-popular feedback trend.
That help?
🎶🫘 Beeans beeans beansbeansbeansbeans 🫘🎶 https://open.spotify.com/track/2L0bTLULgk88VMqe1dIFs5?si=65EDvRlxRbyr_8bRiwiGJg
Doing god's work there, I see.
no no, that's not my job actually
...sorry about the masturbation.
I'm not.