Tesla recalls most Cybertrucks in US over windshield wiper, exterior trim issues
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Tesla said on Tuesday it was recalling most Cybertrucks in the United States over issues with their windshield wipers and exterior trim.
From the article: "Tesla began delivering the Blade Runner-inspired truck in November 2023"
Me: Fuck you. That is an insult to Syd Mead's legacy.
I mean (assuming thats the author idk) he was imagining a dystopian world, so this is a compliment in my book.
Syd Mead was a concept artist. Blade Runner was based on a short story by Philip K Dick called "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"
I guess it vaguely looks like this one in terms of the large flat plane in the front. Though it's blade runner, so it's all grungy like pieces are falling off and it's all rusted and junk. Wait maybe cyber truck was inspired by bladeunner.
Doesn't look much like a lot of other cars in the movie though.
I finally saw one in real life. On the highway. It's shocking how aggressively dumb they look in person. Photos don't do it justice. It seriously looks like a giant unrendered N64... thing.
I live in the bay area. I see and laugh at them daily
I don’t commute to work daily but see them once in a while. I’d be lying if I didn’t say they scare me as the driver of a compact car. I’m just hoping whomever gets sliced by colliding (or being collided by) those monstrous things goes quickly. I can’t imagine what the scene will look like if we have a pedestrian near by while their stupid accelerator gets stuck again.
They literally can't sell them in Europe because of the angles are too dangerous for pedestrians. It's only legal in the good old US of A because we didn't bother having safety regulations for pedestrians. The edge is literally a knife that will slice a person on impact. Absolutely moronic vehicle.
I was walking to the grocery store when I saw a neighbour polishing his in front of his house. I said "Wow, a Cybertruck," and he replied, "Cool, isn't it?"
I said, "No, it's a $120,000 go-kart made of scrap metal that will rust in a month."
Edit: sounds fake but I do have a picture of the car in question, but I took it on a different day—
That neighbor? Albert Einstein.
"The neighbors for miles around stepped out at the sound of his boisterous ejaculation mocking the ugly car, applause was heard throughout the evening."
Why would I make up the number 1 most common interaction between a Cybertruck owner and a normal person?
But here's a picture I took of his car while he was attending church (across the street from the grocery store):
And yes, you can tell it is new because it doesn't have a number plate yet.
The picture was taken on 30 March, the interaction happened a few days earlier
No one's questioning that you saw a Cybertruck, just that you actually said those things to the owner.
gottem
This is the type of bs that should be in a Shower Thoughts comm.
But if a cypto-bro is making up making fun of a Tesla car, at least that's progress.
What makes you think I'm a crypto bro?
18 hours ago:
I don't know. You tell me.
(past tense)
But how do you define "crypto bro"? Sure not "any person who's ever held cryptocurrency", right? Because that would make 25% of the US population crypto bros.
I absolutely reject this categorisation. I don't give a shit about crypto or any of the ideas behind it. It's interesting from a technical perspective as a person who holds a computer science degree, but I'm in it for the money. Holding crypto is gambling, and nothing more.
The only crypto I hold now is for online poker sites and for buying precious metals on r/pmsforsale on Reddit.
Lmao I'm not even going to bother with any of that BS you just typed, it's so ridiculous.
"I move 40 grand around in crypto all the time, but I'm totally not a crypto bro. The risks are just that's it's bullshit that gets accounts closed"
I'm sorry man. But you are legit a crypto bro, and apparently a pretty scummy one at that. Guess I was the one you had to hear it from.
Be better.
Read carefully, because it seems that reading comprehension is not your strong suit.
Wiktionary defines "crypto bro" as "an enthusiastic cryptocurrency supporter, usually male, especially a dogmatic and condescending one".
You may notice I do not fit any of those categories, besides perhaps being male.
For the adoption of cryptocurrency by businesses and states, I am apathetic, even mildly in opposition. As for being dogmatic, I entirely am not, because I don't give a shit.
But I will admit, you have successfully tempted me into being condescending towards you.
Remind us. How much money have you spent on crypto?
Nothing
Lmao! You're just going to totally disregard what you said yesterday about making money off it?
Love it.
Are you on drugs?
You don't seem to know the meaning of the word "spend".
How much have I bought in crypto to hold myself? I don't hold any crypto. The answer is zero.
The figure that appears in column E of Form 8949? Over a million USD.
You answers seethe of jealousy. You keep trying to pin the label "crypto bro" on me because you want to dismiss me as someone not worth listening to, and the money I earned as illegitimate and fake. You argue not because you think you're right, but because you can't bear to be wrong. To you, crypto is a scam with no use and everything it touches turns to shit, and everyone who says otherwise must therefore hold the opposite opinion and think everything it touches turns to gold. Binary thinking at its worst.
Your thinking is simplistic and devoid of nuance. You're right about one thing though. I am condescending. Because you deserve it.
Reply if you desperately need to put in the last word with a feigned aura of coolness, and laugh it off, because there are no more arguments to be made. Only insults left. You won't receive a response, and I won't even read whatever you write, because this conversation is over.
Go buy a Cybertruck or something.
gottem (again)
Catch and release
Just saw a Wankpanzer for the first time last Friday and I agree. It is ugly and anyone who fell for this scam deserves every ounce of derision they receive.
I would bet money musk tried to argue wipers were unrelated to safety
So wait, they've gone from getting wet and having the bumpers fall off to getting wet and then instantly crashing?
I'm not sure that's an actual improvement.
Again?
It’s almost like they’re a bad car.
You have been banned from Xitter
Almost like using a single giant wiper is a bad idea
Bbbbbbbut it looks cool!
I seem to recall that Mercedes did it without incident.
They probably spend more money on engineering and use better parts.
It didn't look like a big long weird floppy noodle though.
Pretty sure Koenigsegg does too.
I don’t think the Mercedes ones are 1.22m long.
One of the side effects from this is that this confirmed they've only shipped about 10,000 Cybertrucks.
This strikes me as a way to bring in the thing to the dealership to address other more important issues like the accelerator while playing it down as “only a wipers issue”. They must be scared by oncoming lawsuits that they decided this was the best course of action.
The funniest thing about the Cybertruck is the windshield wiper. Not only does it ruin the science fiction ascetic by breaking up the flat surfaces, it breaks up the primary surface with a dumb squeegee arm. It's also a little reminder that not only were the first wipers invented in 1903, but that they were fitted to electric vehicles.
I think they used one huge wiper in an attempt to make it look innovative by just by virtue of being unusual.
How many recalls do they have to do before all profit from cybertruck sales has evaporated?
If you include R&D, then I would guess negative 4500 or so.
the sound of that recall means more carbon and jobs, bobby :)