I don't get this post!

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to

Memes@sopuli.xyz – 596 points – 1 days ago

I don't get this post

Dumb fuck! (I also don't get it)

Dumb fuck! (Dumb fuck!) ((I also don't get it))

Error! Recursion loop! Danger, Will Fuckheadson!

Traceback (most recent post last):
  The_Picard_Maneuver in memes
    I don't get this post 
  Hjalmanger
    I don't get this post
  Ifera
    Dumb fuck! (I also don't get it)
  CaptainBlagbird
    Dumb fuck! (Dumb fuck!) ((I also don't get it))
  Viking_Hippie
    Error! Recursion loop! Danger, Will Fuckheadson! 
DumbFuckError while processing 'Error! Recursion loop!' :
  DumbFuckError("Got 'Error! Recursion loop!'(Dumb fuck! (Dumb fuck!) ((I also don't get it))), but i don't get it.")

Well you see, this post is about the ways in a nuanced explanation is inferior to using the phrase "Dumb Fuck!" because it has to be specifically written for a post, can lead to an exhausting back and forth debate where you end up having to write more explanations, can often sound condescending due to the inability of text to carry the subtleties of spoken language, and the length of them can often be too boring to read. Of course simply writing "Dumb Fuck!" has none of these downsides, because it can be copied and pasted into almost any situation, is very hard to debate against, is very cathartic, and loses no subtlety in text versus spoken language.

I like to substitute "shut the fuck up" for added variety

Thanks for your explanation, here's a fish:

🐟

Dumb Fuck!

Dumb fuck

*explanation*

Fumb duck!

Bumb Fuck!

I was looking for this comment and I'm glad someone got this one in promptly.

Glad to see someone was looking for a bumb fuck and got one. Life is good, sometimes.

No, just no.

Can't accuse me of mansplaining if I just call you stupid and refuse to elaborate.

Didn't you just mansplain this?

You're stupid

That's a very rude answer to a joke

That's the joke.

Ah yes, like a true tiktok prankster being a nuissance.

Love it!

Gotta go half and half call them a fuckwit and explain how and why.

No but I could block you and refuse to elaborate.

That's an interesting username.. Are you Jake from a farm or are you a farm that grows Jake?

I like the second one.

It's Jake from State Farm

More like Jake not from State Farm.

Sick burn.

She might think you're being hostile just because she's a woman. That's why it's better to drop a gendered insult directed at men at the end, just to be sure.

Dumn fuck