No excuses

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websitemod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 188 points –
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I'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.

You're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone

Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.

There.

And cut down on the pancakes

Or don’t and just do

~100 calories for a medium pancake

~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)

=277 pushups per pancake.

Totally worth it!

Ok but I gotta finish poppin' first

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It's anyone not??

If by 'can' you mean 'place where shit goes' and by 'place where shit goes' you mean 'work', then yes.

Currently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.

I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I'll add 20 push-ups at the end... I'm now too scared not to

pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop

You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted

I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?

Uhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…

I'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...

Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry

Too drunk for this shit.

Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.

I'm sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.