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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 640 points – 11 months ago

It's coming out the wrong end of the phone.

No, it's just held upside down. For some reason I think the concave but goes by the ear and the flat bit is spoken into.

Now I've written it, it doesn't make sense, but I'm pretty sure I'm correct - long conversations weren't comfortable against the ear (because of the ring?)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handset#/media/File%3AFeAp_92-1a_-_handset-4975.jpg still missing a phone in the meme.

And where is the cable?

Upvotes. Suddenly realizes “Nobody Lately” 😔

You got a great cock man... and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Thanks dad

Thanks, needed that today.

It ain't much, but it's honest work

Thanks 🥹.

Thank you 🥹

How do you know?

I have my ways

Why did I hear this as a whisper?

Why did you hear it at all?

Thanks. But my hens are a sight of beauty, too.

Thanks. I made it myself.

How would anyone say that when no one but me has seen my cock in years?

NSA: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It needed to be said. It's well received around these parts.

You can have it if you want to, I don't really need it

🐔?

Thanks bro <3

I like ya cock g

Thanks

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https://youtu.be/QeEzZW3TkOc

The comments were there at first but when I tabbed to a different app and back it said comments were turned off. Anyone else see them?

Thank you.

Thanks bro, very considerate <3

Am woman. What do I do now?