How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldmod to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 569 points –
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The door to my home office:

Right side needs this.

That's exactly why I bought it. I'm a huge MSTie.

I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they'd look into it. Who knows?

In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.

For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.

For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.

The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.

"Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger."

How does Godzilla fit into this?

If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon's cockpit.

The 3rd party N64 controller that your friend has to use.

What's so controversial about Gandalf's horse Shadowfax? Did he not in fact show us the meaning of haste?

Excuse me, but I think you'll find that Gandalf's horse was named Artax and he died by sinking in the fire swamp.

Right, of course! It's been too long since I last read the A Song of Ice and Fire series!

I just wish George R. R. Lucas would finish writing Prince Caspian already.

In his defense, he was pretty distraught when Dungeons & Dragons all but scuppered their succesful adaptation of his life's work in favor of their autobiographical movie..

It would be better if they attached that to some warp nacelles

Cut down the Kessel run to 11 parsecs

Can you travel at warp and hyperspeed at the same time?

Yeah they did it in the famous space documentary "Space Balls". It's called "Ludicrous".

It's a dangerous maneuver that is liable to send your ship into plaid

Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?

Scotty: Aye, it'll take five hours, but I'll make it fly in three.

What is the weird extension on the bottom left for?

Is there a Star Trek thing added onto the millennium falcon?

If it is not, then what the fuck is the point of that thing?

To actually answer your question, the base of the ship is from the Enterprise from Star Trek. Both it and the Millennium Falcon have a circular body, though the Falcon's is notably less smooth. Everything else was taken from the Falcon and tossed on it to piss people off.

The thing on the bottom left that looks like the bastard child of a microphone and a hair dryer.

Some star wars fan has to know, its on the original millennial falcon.

Is it a gun emplacement?

Oh, you're asking what it is on the original falcon. I'm no star wars junkie but as far as I'm aware it's the cockpit.