The existence of Sloths implies the existence Wraths, Lusts, Gluttonies, Prides, Envies, and Greeds.

PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world – 257 points –
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I think most of them live in Congress

Hahaha fuck politcians amirite guys????

Wraths are usually referred to as "wasps." And I am a Lust/Gluttony hybrid.

Prides are lions. Alice in wonderland mentions momewraths.

could just rename some animals. Honey badgers could be a good candidate for Wraths.

Or cats

If cats are any sin, it is pride without a doubt. Hell a specific kind of big cat is already called a pride when they're in a group

Hugely depends on the cat. Some that I've known are wraths, but most are sweethearts (who like to take Attack of Opportunity)

okay. So a sloth is a furry animal that moves very slowly. Please tell me what the other things look like.

A pride is a group of lions that live together.

Someone told me once that even if we could speak to a lion it wouldn't understand it.

I am not picturing a Who's on first, what's on second situation with explaining a pride parade to a lion.

I mean... you can speak to lions.

You can't speak with them, but you can speak to them.

I just spent the night speaking to my brother's cat.

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Would Envies be songbirds that mimic other birds? Also, parrots

I would throw ferrets, weasles or trash pandas for the slot as they are known to like stealing things.

But would that be Envy or Greed? I guess it would depend on whether they steal it because they want to have it or because they don't want you to have it

But also of thinkers, movers and content creators.

Movers and shakers and YouTube content makers

Only if you're Catholic and give a shit about the Bible.