what a catch

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I feel like this is just a dude taking the piss out of the myriad of women's profiles that basically say the same thing.

Especially being the primary care giver of 3 kids despite having felonies on the record and smoking like a stack while drinking like a fish

Yeah, if you're on probation or parole you're not allowed to drink (or use marijuana, or any other illicit substance). The cops in PA will randomly raid bars looking for probationers and parolees. That shit was annoying for those of us that were trying to have a good time at Karaoke

5'11

Is that part of the joke? I don’t get it

It's a meme that all 5'11" ppl round up and claim they're 6 feet

Is that related to the incel thing where they say women refuse to date short men?

kiiiiinda.....but there's a not insignificant number of women actually won't either, probably more related to the "6 foot mininum" you see on tinder profiles a lot.

A lot? Granted, I haven’t used dating apps in almost a decade, but I never saw that

This may be a surprise, but there is a group of women that woman equivalent of incel men.

“Won’t anyone think of the poor men!!”

Great hyperbole! Actually no one is "poor", all humans are shitbags, when given power they will abuse it.

@Crashumbc @jeffw What you mean ? How can we see everyone as same ?

How can you not? Although white males are currently and most (all?) of human history have been top of the power pyramid and have been complete assholes to others with that power. And should be rightly called out on their abuse to others. That doesn't exclude others from being shitbags when they get or have power over others.

The only logical conclusion is the ALL humans are generally shits bags when they have the power to be. (Taking into account your normal exceptions and outliers to the rule of course.)

“All lives matter!!” Great take

Such a sad person, that's all you got from my comment. Try thinking next time. Nothing I said, indicates I believe in "all lives matter" quite the opposite in fact.

Bud, you all lives mattered sexism. If you really can’t reread your comment and see the parallels, that’s pretty sad

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I remember meeting a lot of my women friend’s boyfriends back when everyone was going through that song and dance. “He is six feet!”

What was always incredible is how many of these six foot tall dudes were the same height or shorter than me, and I am five ten.

The weirdest thing is that 6 feet (183cm) isn't even very tall. If you're going to lie, go all out and say you're 7 feet tall.

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A wild useless red circle appeared!

I think it's worse than that. It's counter productive. I missed the joke because I was looking for it in the red circle

Unfortunately guys like this are real, as are the traumatized women who go for them.

I watched a couple seasons of love after lockup. The women dating guys in prison went for guys like this because they were very insecure, and thought probation would help them control the men.

And here I spent years on dating apps trying to make myself seem likable when I could have just demanded a rich caretaker.