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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 388 points –

I read the title last

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I can almost always lucid dream, but Iโ€™ve never been able to turn into not-me. No issues with flying (except the damn power lines in the way), sexy-time-on-demand, using doorways as portals to wherever I want to go, etc, but if I try to become not-me, I wake up. Canโ€™t say Iโ€™ve ever tried to become a cow, though.

sexy time

Vietnam flashbacks to 2012 era weird reddit slang

The Borat movie was from 2006.

You are correct, but what I'm saying, is that by 2012 it was used by weird nerds on reddit almost any time they referred to sex lol

Possibly influenced by movies and games, I'm not-me in my dreams all the time. I've been all kinds of people, animals, aliens, non-corporeal entities etc, but as soon as I realize it's happening, not-me instantly becomes me.

I'm never in my dreams. My dreams are from the 3rd person perspective and play out like a movie.

They're like a movie for me as well, but I'm directing, filming and acting in them. You could say I'm on set, creating scenes and playing them out.

If you weren't chosen by Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill to protect your planet I feel bad for you, son: I got 99 problems but lacking the ability to shapeshift into the animal of my choosing ain't one

Psh

Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul or bust son, Aximili is just a lowly aristh, ain't got nothin' on a true prince โœ‹๐Ÿ˜ 

I think you mean Elfangor-Sirinial-Shamtul. Ax is Elfangor's brother

All I've ever used Chat-GPT for is asking stuff like, what if the Hobbits were Animorphs? What if the Animorphs had the Ring of Power? And similar questions. It spends most of the time reminding me these are both works of fiction, which I feel is a given.

I thought this was a meme fan edit, then realized it's her official channel lol. This is art. She has to be next level troll with this awareness. Her meme lines, the anime, the window xp wallpaper, the glorious cow. She's a fully aware troll.

When we worry about AI taking over art, there ain't no AI that can pull that masterpiece off.

I always try things like this when I realize I'm dreaming, yet it never happens on command. Like if I want something or want to be somewhere, I can never just make it happen instantly, but if the thought lingers in my head long enough it'll sort of manifest itself in the dream.

If you live with the Yaqui indians you can turn into a raven. /s Obscure Castaneda reference

For the sake of the human race I hope this is an oblivious kid or a troll cause otherwise I lost all faith in us as a species

Didn't check the sub in the screenshot, didn't we?

Did not care

Edit: My bad, what I met to say was that I did not pay attention to that part.