Visibly Distressed Putin Pals Shaken Up by Trump Verdict

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Visibly Distressed Putin Pals Shaken Up by Trump Verdict
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Perturbed Putin Pals Pause, Perplexed, Pending Perp's Penalization

Prior president's penis proclaimed "puny portabella" per pornstar's precoital perception.

These were all good. This one made me laugh.

Presence of pee-tapes possibly pointless presently

I've awarded you Lemmy gold 🪙. It's buried 8 feet down in your backyard located at this exact coordinate: 37.78499221801758,-122.3960189819336

Is it under the Los Compadres Taco Truck?

Russian propagandists were openly hoping for a hung jury and were visibly disappointed when Trump became a convicted felon on all 34 charges he was facing.

Hmm... sounds like some posters I read on here...

It’s always the dudes with the fancy looking names

I honestly wonder if Putin expects corruption in the American system. I mean there is, but if he expects more.

He grew up on a steady diet of Soviet propaganda that leaned HEAVILY on that point. You’re probably right.

Let's not pretend like the rest of us would have disagreed. If Trump sees the inside of a cell that will be an anomaly at this point.

I think the judge clucked his tongue sternly for one of the multiple counts of Donald violating a court order regarding intimidating jurors and court staff. I knew there was a corrupt multi-tiered justice system but I have never before seen it so blatant.

Other guys in NY spend years locked up in solitary just waiting for trial, let alone mouthing off to a judge, let alone publicly asking followers to threaten or harass a jurors and the judge's staff.

I’d also be pretty confident that he put a lot of eggs in that basket because his tactics worked in 2016 and he figured it was a proven success

It’s always projection with authoritarians

“There are idiots in every country, but this is the only instance where idiots have their own country. This is something new in history.”

Lol, die mad

Russia: "we are denazifying the world! ...Oh Trump, he's cool with us"

But... But why

Because Trump is revoltingly friendly to Putin. Do you not pay attention?

It's impossible to be certain, but I think the comment might have been made in jest.

Live in fear, cunts. Or feel free to do humanity a favor and off yourselves.

TIL that Trump's Russian patronymic name is Fredovych.

Is there a way people can share the non-paywall version of articles?

archive.ph/article_url

I meant share the archive as a lemmy post instead of in the comments… thanks though. Appreciate the effort in posting that.

At one point the Admins said that was against the instance rules, so I don’t do that

Cross post it to another community that doesn't have the same strict rules, then paste the contents in that post instead