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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 435 points –
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Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

Potassium vaccines.

Wouldn't kill you, or if it's enough to do so, it wouldn't be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don't absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.

Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.

Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.

Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD's for a few weeks. I'd like to see how they suit me.

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I'd check out what the fuzz is all about.

Yeah, that's a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

My mind cannot process this picture so I'm choosing to block it out.

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red's Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read "ed's hoe Bar". To my knowledge it never happened, but I don't know.

If it doesn't happen on its own, you might have to help a little...

Hell looks awfully familiar... Something about happiness.

I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes

No one believes me, but I swear one time the store's lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.

Probably because you forgot to take a picture

This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn't happen to have a camera in my car at the time.

I'm tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks... so hell it is.