those damn libs

euphoria@kbin.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 371 points –
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We have an all gender bathroom at my house

I have no-gender bathrooms. That way I never have to clean the toilet. Other aspects of the policy are a bit problematic, however…

This is so fucking stupid. Who can afford an Estrogen lab in this economy?

ahem, when seizing the means of production, nothing will stop us. are there testosterone labs in existence? enby here

And it'll be rent controlled!

Oh no, I think those liberals will want it to be lowers voice affordable to buy, louder again depriving poor landlords of easy almost passive income or even easier but not as high actual passive income if they have enough places to make hiring someone else to do the work viable!

I mean they're not wrong. I already have the sex before marriage lounge and the weed smoker's patio. Also any gender can use my bathroom so I guess it's a Trans bathroom too?

That gay room would make a good office space

It has built in dildo shelfs. What do you plan to put there? Books you fuckin' Republican?

Omg FINALLY a listing with that gay room I’ve been holding out for!

I mean the abortion room should probably be a little bigger. Maybe switch it with the estrogen lab.

But the estrogen lab needs all the space for estrogen-related activities.

I agree, I prefer my estrogen hotboxed, and if there isn't enough space for it to circulate, it's a bit too cloying

This is absolutely ridiculous, everyone knows the sex before marriage lounge doubles as a gay room. It just seems like an unnecessary waste of space when they could have included an influencer studio, or erotic pottery space.

The abortions are in the closet because that's where the wire hangers are kept.

But where is my satanic ritual room?! Sex before marriage lounge is a nice touch tho.

So.... there is no main entrance, only one bathroom that is accesed through the sex before marriage room, the gay room is like a gigantic closet and theres an ironing table on the boyfe kitchen

Maybe you're supposed to go through the weed smoking patio to get in and out.

Though if the patio is going to be smoking weed, it would be better to seal it off for a proper hotbox.

It absolutely makes sense that the republican think that the gay room is a closet.

Dude, no. They want it for their own homes. Why do you even care?