I'm not picky...

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksbanned from community to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 811 points –
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Who doesnt love some salty nuts

I can help with this one - she's actually talking about peanuts, on account of being a blue M&M, rather than testicles. Although testicles may colloquially be referred to as nuts, they typically don't trigger anaphylaxis.

You can also refer to loads as nuts. Which probably means her slit is almost full but there's enough space for yours.

It's fun seeing things like this and remembering how the person i used to be decades ago would've reacted.

And now?

Anyone that gorgeous who looks at me like THAT?

Honey I don't care if you jizz acid, let the floor melt as much as my heart already did.

That some goddamn ✨ P R O G R E S S ✨ right there buddy!

Are they in a bar? Or a gym?

Your gyms don't have an attached cocktail bars? Strange. How do you get your martini after setting a personal best at the bench press?!

Yeah, that kinda had me puzzled as well.

They're at the bar in the boxing club, of course! A totally normal and logical thing to have.

The first frame has a cocktail glass and one character holding a non-clear drink. Obviously not a gym. The drinks would indicate that it is a bar or a party (or even a party at a bar) and two outfits of wildly different concepts would tell the story that it is most likely a fancy dress party.

So I would assume fancy dress party at a bar, house, or other venue. I guess technically it could even be a party being thrown at a gym, but there are no contextual clues that would indicate that.

Holy crap the detailed analysis which has no relevance to the punchline 😆 Love the internet ❤️

Look at the M on their chest, I think it's a costume party and the boxing gloves are from a little Mac costume