And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 336 points –
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I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"

It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"

How?

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.

How does it imply that? I know it's been around ages, still don't get it.

Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

"I can't think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends"

A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha

Consider my knickers twisted!

Shit! I am a girl!?

This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

I don't know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.

People who period are more likely to have less average blood volumes, but you’re right that they may not necessarily be girls.

What are you talking about? Blood volume does not have anything to do with it.

And I'm not a girl? Damn!

Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought

My thoughts exactly. Great, now I need update my peeps while all I wanted was a chill afternoon. :(

Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

girl

on the internet

Sounds mutually exclusive

Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

Is there a way we can convince everyone to try to donate blood so if nothing else everyone get a free iron level screening?

To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hands first if we're stranded in a blizzard, but we'll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.

yes studies show females have significantly colder extremeties by a few degrees i forgot exactly how much

women lose their hands and feet

men die off

women lie in the snow like potatoes

"Heh, we survived the men"

If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.

Legs? How about your back lol

Im not Al Bundy and didn't marry Peg.

I married some sort of animal that likes to sleep in weird positions. Legs in back are too common for me