PSA: if you’re memeing, you could be working out

nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 480 points –
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Really? Me? With boobs and all?

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

The boobies add weight for an effective workout.

I'm actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.

How long do you fart ?

As long as required

Just don’t shit the bed ok?

What powers this fart art? Shrooms, KFC or good ol taco bell.

Well in truth, it has to do with four elements. You see, inside of each person exists the ability to master one of these elements or 'bend' them if you will...

AWWWW YEAH NOW I KNOW WHY I CAN PEE FROM MY BUTT

I've mastered all four, I am the assatar.

If I exercise, I won't be able to rest my phone on my gut.

Is sitting against a wall exercising?

Edit: yes, yes it is. Ive just found a new lazy way to work out.

Well it might be called a wall "sit", but if you're doing it right then it's a pretty good core workout and you probably won't be able to do it for long