Taylor Swift on her way to her plane

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I was scared for a second, the edit is so real and seamless! I bet you used AI

The prompt is just 'Taylor swift traveling to her private jet'

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You can't just use your local shopping plane to travel across the state. That would be so embarrassing!

Everyone else with a private jet is the same way.

Bill Gates, John Kerry, Al Gore. All of the pieces of shit that constantly tell us how we need to eat bugs and live in coffins while they fly around in private jets dozens of times a day

Bill’s always going on tour for his concerts, too.

And Bill Gates wants us to drink our own shit too.

Windows is a software product. It is meant to be installed on a computer, not ingested into the body.

It's software, as in "wear." It obviously is meant to be applied to the skin, like sunscreen.

Hardware, on the other hand, is for eating. Why else would it have such an appetizing texture?

Haven't you seen that machine that Bill gates funded that supposedly turns sewage into "drinking water"?

He's been buying up farm land too. And he's got his wealth invested in many other things meant to control the "unwashed masses"

Hey buddy have you heard about people without access to clean drinking water?

Yes, Flint Michigan, and the middle of the country where the tap water can be set on fire. Both of those problems are still happening

If you’re saying bill should spend his money in the US on humanitarian crisis, I won’t disagree. I think it’s also possible to do both.

How about we just tax the ultra rich and we stop cutting corners on everything that needs to be high quality.

Maybe if Obama did that, Flint Michigan would have clean water by now...but Obama pretended to drink flint tap water. And Obama also sent riot police to shoot rubber bullets at peaceful protestors at the dakota pipeline protest. Obama deported more immigrants than any other president combined, Obama was the one who started putting kids in cages. Obama took us from 2 illegal wars up to at least 7, Obama got a 90% civilian kill rate with the drones.

The drone missiles were being used so much under obama that they ran out of missiles.

Oh also...Why is there a famine and drought in all those countries? Have you ever wondered about that? It couldn't possibly be because of all the things the US government and the corporations based here are constantly meddling in with those places to get their resources or anything.

At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

now I want to see him walking everywhere instead of driving a car, I want to see him live in a 700 ftΒ² apartment that he doesn't own and never will own. I want to see him working three jobs a day just to get by but still not able to pay all of his bills. And I want him to eat bugs every time his body needs protein.

At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

The video cut before he got the cup in his hand. We don't actually know what he drank.

Really? Why do I vividly remember seeing him drink it? It really is a vivid memory in my head. And I think about it periodically.

Its that microchip in the vaccines.

It receives memories. Only in 720p though.

Whether he actually drank it or pretended to is a moot point

What matters is that Obama pretended that there wasn't a problem with the water

When do you think about it?

I dunno just random thoughts triggered by whatever else is happening around me or whatever else is going on in my head. I'm sure we all have moments like this 10,000 times a day in which you think of something that is stored in your memory for any reason or no particular reason at all, we all have brains that store memories and retrieve them. That's just how brains work.

I'm so sorry I don't get it.

She publicly supported biden and now gets the full attention of trump supporters and russian trolls throwing shit at her to damage her public image similar to what they did with Clinton.

Single handedly made right-wing people care about plane emissions...

lol fuck off. It has nothing to do with Trump. Fuck her for going after people tracking her plane. We did the same with Musk

Then why did the whole thing only start a couple of weeks ago when there are articles about her problematic flying habit for years?

Because she recently said she was going to sue the person tracking her plane. Idk I kind of think we should hold billionaires accountable for being shitty people.

because it's only recently she asked us not to

and we're gladly not gonna comply

They don't care about the emissions, it's the hypocrisy that they think is the worst part.

They don't care about the hypocrisy, it's the being opposed to Trump that they think is the worst part.

I was going to type out a rebuttal and how shitty even assuming that about me was, but then I deleted the whole thing to instead tell you I have only deep contempt for you.

They don't care about hypocrisy any other time.

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I care about the emissions. Taylor Swift's father is a retired stockbroker from Merrill Lynch. The only reason she's famous is because her father paid for all her opportunities. There is no such thing as a liberal elite. They're just marketing to a demography.

Could also be that for whatever reason she is topical, so she gets made fun of

Someone made a public tracker with a 24 hour delay(for her safety) for her private jet usage. She got mad and using or trying to sue the guy who did it. She's of of those "Rules for thee, but not me" types.

The main reason people make these memes about her is that she uses her private a lot. Apparently she used it for a 13-minute flight that would have been 30 minutes by car.

Any use of a private plane is a lot. I hope all these rich bastards get their planes tracked.

Kind of stupid, even the delay, because anyone who wanted to and had the ability to hurt her would definitely not be depending on some college kid's hobby project.

I'm here for this. Please keep them coming.

Where do we even go from here, though? We should've saved this one for the end.

Nah, we can go deeper, much deeper.

Like get a plane to get from her bed to her plane, so she can go to her plane at the airport.

I'm waiting until Taylor's toothbrush will use a plane to scrub her teeth.

Thank you, this is what I needed to feel ok about tomorrow.

I want one with her going from her seat on her plane to the onboard bathroom, in a plane...

Kill all billionaires. Swift, Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, the ones you've never heard of, etc, etc

most of their money is in stocks though, so it'll just create a power vacuum that'll be filled instantly

Don't forget about all the other rich elites, like Al Gore and all the members of the WEF that want us all to eat bugs and live in pods while they live in mansions on huge plots of land and fly around in private jets

Then kill all millionaires. Then kill anyone with more money than me. Now I'M the richest! ...oh shit

I mean, with the size of some airports it feels like you need a plane to get to your plane.

Aw man, is Taylor the new Brittney?

Is she the next one to be sacrificed like in that episode of South Park….?