week 0: top 7 comments get played in a random order, legal or not

Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz – 106 points –
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Kings pawn cracks its egg and becomes a queen.

So that's what happens on the last line, I see

All previously played moves get played again.

I choose to believe that this includes all moves from all games across time.

White queen has a mental breakdown and enters an emo phase for the next 6 turns

All pawns undergo mitosis. One of them had a mutation and promotes to a knook.

Knight moves to C-2, black responds by expanding the chessboard with rook to H11.

Pawns form a union and are no longer willing to work for the man.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

Furthest white pawn puts a bomb 1 block front (similar to bomberman logic, bomb is kickable and has three blocks explosion size, the bomb explodes three turns later)

Kings meet in middle of board for peace treaty.

Then weapons are donated to one side from a game of Warhammer 40k being played on another table.

The white queen makes out with the black rock from A1 on g10

Stop playing chess forever. Like, you can never play another game ever again, that's the move for real