Trump mocked after he can't stay on track during speech due to 'aggressive' fly on stage

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Trump mocked after he 'can't stay on track' during speech due to 'aggressive' fly on stage
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Isn't this the second time he's had a fly buzzing around him recently?

He either needs to ignore them, or keep fresher diapers.

I think it might be the third.

He's a walking carcass?

Or his dementia is causing him to hallucinate flys.

That sounds plausible. Neither in those 3 times there was anything visible on the camera and what are the odds suddenly those flies attacking him on every rally now?

Or alcohol

How does someone hallucinate alcohol?

/s

There have been people recently who work/worked for him saying he smells like death and shit, so bad it's hard to be around him.

Maybe they smell that he’s near death. Flies like dead things.

Holy shit, it's literally in the little blurb that this happened previously. You were likely typing in this question right under the answer.

The Dems control flies now, apparently.

the conspiracist’s adversary is simultaneously all-powerful and utterly incompetent.

It's so wild to me that Trumpers think the Democrats were behind the assassination attempts, like they can't afford professionals.

It’s hilarious, but disgusting. They need to take him out back, strip him down, and use a hose and scrub brushes and clean him off before somebody contracts some new super disease from being around him.

A flatbed in a "soft touch" car wash.

Or, and hear me out, an Indiana Jones-style mine cart ride straight to hell. Because, seriously, fuck that guy.

Make it a donkey Kong country style cart ride to hell, and we have a fucking deal!

Flies are attracted to the smell of shit. Some advisor needs to be brave enough to tell Trump to change his diaper before he goes on stage.

They didn't have the campaign funds to keep the ass checkers on payroll.

We should listen to the animals. Bernie got a cute little bird, Trump and Pence got insects drawn to the stench of decay.

Meanwhile, here's how Obama handled a similar situation:
Obama swats fly

That's how it's done! They launch backwards, so cup your hand like that and come from behind. They'll jump right into death.

After watching the video that seems like nothing and I'm a Trump hater. What an unnewsworthy wet fart of a story.

I think the quote is the story:

He continued, saying, "See, two years ago, I wouldn’t have had a fly up here. But they’re changing rapidly. We can’t take it any longer."

That's really weird.