What abstract names do you have for God?
Jocular ones are welcome too (and no doubt inevitable), but I'm looking more for "sensible" ones. Some examples:
- Unmoved Mover
- Great Universal Mind
- Undifferentiated Aesthetic Continuum
- Ground Of Being
Jocular ones are welcome too (and no doubt inevitable), but I'm looking more for "sensible" ones. Some examples:
Excuse for horrible actions.
Not what I was looking for, but I did chuckle. Would probably look good on a t-shirt.
Sky Daddy or his more accurate title of „Fictional Tyrant with bad Temper“
Zeus?
The Big Lie.
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Scammy McScam Man
Depending on the situation I guess.
I think, otherwise, the only time I invoke a higher power is when I swear :)
"The Biggest Con of All Time"
Sky Daddy.
"physics"
Imaginary Sky Man.
404
The writers
The Universe
I like Bo Burnham's titles (both from the song Rant):
"The Blue-balled Anti-masturbator" and "The Great All-loving F*ggot-hater"
Edit: the instance removed the hate speech (which I was simply quoting and don't condone) so I censored it
If you're talking specifically about the Jewish deity, I generally use "Yahweh". As that is the name ascribed to him in Jewish mythology. If you're speaking of a more general deity, I tend to use "RNG". This being the acronym for the "Random Number God".
Why "number"?
"RNGesus" is the supreme deity controlling random number generators. Whether loot drops in online games, or jackpots at casinos, RNGesus determines whether you win or lose. Apostates say he's just rolling the dice, but the faithful know it's all a part of his master plan.
Aha. When tech geeks meet theology. I like it!
Ahem, HaShem.
Gesundheit.
Or, if you prefer: "Yahweh bless you."
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Nature.
The Great Green Arkleseizure
Hey you sass that hoopy, atlasraven31, there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
The Great Non-Being
Asshole
Deadbeat Allfather
Holey Ghost
Sky Wizard
Santa Claus
Lain
GOnaD
I mean, I do technically feel all of these names implied when talking about God, but none of them I "call" God. I guess "supreme being" would do it, I use that often even in church. I'm surprised your list doesn't have the likes of "grand unified theory", "the great white hole", "the sun", "sol invictus", "the man behind the pixels", "time incarnate", or "Morgan Freeman".
Sky Wizard.
Who?
Hypothetical higher power
Haha that's very concrete and abstract at the same time.
Lol that’s what I was going for
Dog
Imaginary friend
Nicholas Cage
@MonsieurArchi
@spitz
@MonsieurArchi @spitz н3 и чо?
It's been a while, but I think Max Barry came up with Global Unified Deity in Jennifer Government (great book, by the way)
The Logos
Dave
ET
al-Aḥad ("The One") is nice. It's one of the 99 names of God given in the Qur-an. Coincidently, it's close to my younger cat's nickname: "One" (short for "Little One").
“Divinity”. “Source”
Since I just learned the word jocular right now, my answer is Jocular.
"All I said was that piece of halibut was fit for Jocular".
His Nibs
The origin point of the universe, if we lean into the secular sense
Transdimentional space alien
The Great Attractor The Everlasting Engineer The Architect
Ah yes, The Potter too.
It's not abstract at all, but my favorite is the Living God. It's an old one (Elohim khayyim), but I strongly empathize with the sentiment: if there is a God, God must be alive. She must be able to do things--God must have volition. He isn't just a product of natural order (e.g., the Sun). He might be a prick sometimes, but His actions are better than chance. If your god is a coin toss, your god may as well be a coin toss. Whichever God demonstrates Her existence is the real One. Everything else is make-believe at best, a long con at worst.
Yes, I don't mind "Living God" as long as it remains abstract and not attached to whatever religious organisation.
The big dog
Jeezo