Way to stop drinking

funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 241 points –
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Jokes on you, I welded that during work hours. Got paid 25 dollars, spent it on more booze. The Crown Royal Ouroborous.

As an alcoholic, that doesn't work .... it delays things which may have an effect but it doesn't stop someone with a strong enough addiction

Nice welding job tho

Nice welding job tho

Is it, though? The welds are a bit high - they're on the wall instead of being in the corner.

if I brought that into rehab someone would just break the glass and drink the shards

  1. Place in bucket
  2. Break bottle with hammer
  3. Grab your favorite silly straw
  4. Betray yourself

Bonus points if you swallow tiny pieces of glass 😋

Help get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level

Well... I mean if I were an alcoholic ....I'd crack the bottle and filter it haha.

Yah, you could just carefully use a nail and get two holes through the shoulders. One for a straw and one for air.

Source: Made THE MACHINE with a Hennessy bottle and a nail and blasted off into another dimension

The problem with this is that anyone capable of welding also has several grinders for cutting metal. Try concrete next time.

Grinders work on concrete too btw. One of their main uses, aside from metalwork. The only way to lock it, would be to encase the entire thing in it (as in contacting the bottle) but I feel like that loses that charm of "a trapped bottle".

the one time I tried cutting concrete with a grinder it cut through it like butter

Yeah, pretty much. Just use disks for concrete, not metal and it makes it all a cakewalk

Did you do this OP? Cause I've seen something similar as a joke Christmas gift. It doesn't seem like a great way to stop someone drinking but it is might be a funny gift. Especially to someone who isn't very handy and won't be able to get through the casing.

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Or just smash the bottle.

Or just give it away.

Metal saw is cheap, do two cuts on the top and you'll have the lid to open and drink

The lid is plastic, saw the top of the lid diagonally down until the saw is stopped by the glass, tip the bottle over and empty it out. With no cap now you have reason to not finish the entire bottle.

Less effective than just throwing out the bottle, but I can see you meant weld.

Is this the most wholesome commagazine?

No, but it's kinda funny and I'll think it may have one of the least bad communities until they stuff me into a skip and light its contents ablaze.

Edit: votes have been cast and the results show that this place is 2/4 dumpster and 1/2 decent.