How Croissants are made

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 692 points –
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I wish it was that easy to make croissants

Are you sure you're making them correctly? Do you include the grub or are you trying to make some weird vegetarian version?

Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

Mind elaborating?

Chickens feet?

Priapulida?

The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

Someone please tell me that maggot doesn't really exist.

its real, that pic is from https://youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Ath its a hercules beetle

Pretty sure that's a witchetty grub? I'm not Aussie so I can't say for sure.

Croissants are that good I dont think Id care.

Aha, I'm not the only one who thought they look like bugs.

Still good eating.

En tant que rançais, je valide que c'est véridique.

I wonder if you can substitute the milk/cream for this instincts. I heard they are suppose to be creamy.

I wish.... at least something good would have come out of that beast.....