Kool-Aid

pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1097 points –
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There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.

It’s called money

Yeah, I know a few humans that also trade the blood of their species for that same perverse incentive.

Is the Kool-Aid Man one of a species? Are there multiple of this MF running around?

I can hardly wait to "well ackshually" some unsuspecting person with this information

Um, actually.*

RIP Mike Trapp. May you go on to better pastures... At Disney apparently.

Wait Mike left Dropout? Who is going to host the show now???

High blood sugar not high pee sugar

Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?

The glass is a shell to contain the unholy blood of Kool-aid Man.

Jesus : "Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink."

Koolaid man, bursting through the wall: "Oh yeah!"

I see. So he is like one of those double wall pitchers, but filled with his sweet juices instead of a vacuum. The secrets are contained in the pitcher

He looks single walled to me, yet he is not sweating (condensating).

Curious.

Bonus:

I think there's some trickery afoot. His true nature is being concealed

This doesn't make sense to me. Kool-aid man is obviously a golem made from glass, crystal, diamond or transparent aluminum, something that can withstand impact with walls, though we can't rule out magical reinforcement.

The fluid inside him isn't used for biological processes, he is just carrying it around. If you empty him, he can just be refilled.

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Dumb. Any child learns that in the first grade

I thought I learned about Wumbo... There's a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?

I can see how a llm, trained on the full body of western work, might decide 'blood' to be the favorable answer.

So the kool-aid man changes his blood every day?

The Kool-aid man donates. Do you?

I think it's more like we would donate to him. After all, he doesn't create his own blood, he has to get it in water and flavor packets.