See, "with" could mean two different things. Am I fucking the condor? Or is the condor just present while I fuck someone else, and maybe helping?
But the "without" option strongly suggests the latter. Having sex without a condor means it isn't there in the room to assist. There's no way to interpret that as an alternative to having sex with a condor.
I think it's like a chaperone or sex coach
I couldn't even comprehend the idea of sex without a condor
Another interpretation is to have sex (with your partner) nearby a condor having sex (with their partner). If that's what they are asking about, I would advise against it, because birds are pretty quick at sex and you don't want to be distracted with having your own sex when two condors get hungry after having theirs. They'd probably even eat you all romantic-like and share both you and your partner Lady and the Tramp style.
Though for the "having sex without a condor", it could just mean having sex with anything other than a condor. Which I would also advise.
I've played King's Quest V, so I'm something of an expert on condors. My general advice is "Prefer to do everything without a condor." Even if your best friend is an owl, they don't gaf.
King’s Quest V
Wouldn't it be amazing if Sierra On-Line still existed as its own company? Roberta Williams hasn't made a game since 1999 when King's Quest: Mask of Eternity flopped and she quit.
I'm just glad she lived in a time when a couple of people who had no prior experience with video games could just say, "Let's make a game" and do it.
Though apparently it was the new corporate ownership of Sierra that frustrated her (though it could have been directly linked with the flopping of the game).
And apparently she was a part of a 3d remake of colossal cave adventure that was released in Jan 2023.
Oh wow! I didn't know about the Colossal Cave remake! I'm going to check that out. Thanks!
Plop!
I’m not a fan of ‘big birds’ anyway so…
That kind is fine, but not in a sexual way thanks.
LOL.
...and that's how you guilt someone to jizz on a big puppet.
Fatties make me feel ill, sorry.
Well, look. Send me a bikini shot and I might consider the situation but I’m only being honest.
Smash
I think he means Gondor. He wants them to light the beacons to call Rohirrim for aid.
Mordor, on the other hand, is pretty much Fuck City.
What's not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?
That's the part I don't understand. How do you have sex without a condor?
Sex with Condor just doesn’t feel the same as without you know? With that said, you should continue having sex with Condor for safety reasons.
I'd prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.
I heard The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich
allegedly
Thank you .... I was waiting to see Condor man otherwise I would have felt obligated to post one
I ducking hate autocorrect
Condoms! Condoms are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condoms on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
Flight of the Condoms is my second favorite comedy music duo after Tenacious D
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaw
Caaaawwwwndom
I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS
Condors eat carrion. That's pretty dirty.
The condors… the condors are coming!
I’m a gryphophiliac. I can only get aroused with a condor present
As in a partner in sex like not having sex with it but with it as a companion while having sex.
I mean it would be weird but if the other person is into it... I guess I could do it.
I always do it protected, condor or no condor
That doesn't fly with me.
Caw Caw!
They ment stork, they're just worried about ending up with a baby. Its an easy mistake to make early on. I never have sex with a stork around, no kids for me tyvm.
See, "with" could mean two different things. Am I fucking the condor? Or is the condor just present while I fuck someone else, and maybe helping?
But the "without" option strongly suggests the latter. Having sex without a condor means it isn't there in the room to assist. There's no way to interpret that as an alternative to having sex with a condor.
I think it's like a chaperone or sex coach
I couldn't even comprehend the idea of sex without a condor
Another interpretation is to have sex (with your partner) nearby a condor having sex (with their partner). If that's what they are asking about, I would advise against it, because birds are pretty quick at sex and you don't want to be distracted with having your own sex when two condors get hungry after having theirs. They'd probably even eat you all romantic-like and share both you and your partner Lady and the Tramp style.
Though for the "having sex without a condor", it could just mean having sex with anything other than a condor. Which I would also advise.
I've played King's Quest V, so I'm something of an expert on condors. My general advice is "Prefer to do everything without a condor." Even if your best friend is an owl, they don't gaf.
Wouldn't it be amazing if Sierra On-Line still existed as its own company? Roberta Williams hasn't made a game since 1999 when King's Quest: Mask of Eternity flopped and she quit.
I'm just glad she lived in a time when a couple of people who had no prior experience with video games could just say, "Let's make a game" and do it.
Though apparently it was the new corporate ownership of Sierra that frustrated her (though it could have been directly linked with the flopping of the game).
And apparently she was a part of a 3d remake of colossal cave adventure that was released in Jan 2023.
Oh wow! I didn't know about the Colossal Cave remake! I'm going to check that out. Thanks!
Plop!
I’m not a fan of ‘big birds’ anyway so…
That kind is fine, but not in a sexual way thanks.
LOL.
...and that's how you guilt someone to jizz on a big puppet.
Fatties make me feel ill, sorry.
Well, look. Send me a bikini shot and I might consider the situation but I’m only being honest.
Smash
I think he means Gondor. He wants them to light the beacons to call Rohirrim for aid.
Mordor, on the other hand, is pretty much Fuck City.
What's not to understand: is having sex with or without a condor your preferred option?
That's the part I don't understand. How do you have sex without a condor?
Sex with Condor just doesn’t feel the same as without you know? With that said, you should continue having sex with Condor for safety reasons.
I'd prefer a human but you know what they say, any port in a storm.
I heard The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich
allegedly
Thank you .... I was waiting to see Condor man otherwise I would have felt obligated to post one
I ducking hate autocorrect
Condoms! Condoms are on the verge of extinction. If I was to create a flock of condoms on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
Flight of the Condoms is my second favorite comedy music duo after Tenacious D
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaw
Caaaawwwwndom
I prefer dirty birds. PIGEONS
Condors eat carrion. That's pretty dirty.
The condors… the condors are coming!
I’m a gryphophiliac. I can only get aroused with a condor present
As in a partner in sex like not having sex with it but with it as a companion while having sex. I mean it would be weird but if the other person is into it... I guess I could do it.
I always do it protected, condor or no condor
That doesn't fly with me.
Caw Caw!
They ment stork, they're just worried about ending up with a baby. Its an easy mistake to make early on. I never have sex with a stork around, no kids for me tyvm.
Sounds like a question for Condorman