Nothing can save her from having an emoji whore mother though.
Nothing can save her from having an emoji whore mother though.
I'm just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.
ππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏ
ππΏππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππ»ππ»ππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππ»thisππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππ»ππ»ππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΏ
You're missing the bottom row of dark hands. Please fix this before I spend all day thinking about it.
It also wouldn't hurt to change the font size on "this" so the middle row doesn't bulge out.
ππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏ
ππΏππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππ»ππ»ππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππ»^this^ππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππ»ππ»ππ»ππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππΌππΌππΌππΌππΌππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππΎππΏ
ππΏππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎππΏ
ππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏ
How bout this? Sync doesn't support subscript so I'm not sure how this looks.
Opened in browser, superscript looks better, still jacked in sync tho.
It just put ~s on either side so it bulges more. I appreciate the effort though.
Yeah, that looks good in browser. I guess jerboa doesn't support subscript either.
Yeah, that's what it did on sync. But it looks legit in FF.
What's this jaundice erasure
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White hands in the center and black hands expelled to the fringes, what are you trying to say?
Do people actually use them like this? I'd assume its part of the joke, but then again I'm so old neither I nor my contacts use any emoji - we all "xD" and ":'D" each other like we did during the war I ought to tell you younglings about.
I'm a zoomer and I also thoroughly dislike emojis in most situations. Emoticons feel so much more personal c:
:3
:3
UwU what's this?
That's the spirit! :)
I think "I'm so old" doesn't make the most sense as reasoning, considering that especially Boomers and old people are often famous for over-using emojis.
I use :) and :D really much (the former extremely much, like really in every second sentence). :( also sometimes. But there are also quite some Emojis I often use, especially π . And being on Discord, there are also many custom emotes like :KEKW: I frequently use.
I'll go on a limb and guess you're German?
Yes. How did you know?
My English in that comment wasn't very good, but I was really sleep deprived when I wrote it, sorry for that.
Das kekw hat dich primΓ€r verraten, aber die anderen Smileys werden so gut wie nur von Deutschen benutzt. :D
Well that was a left turn at Albuquerque
Even as a bit, that's just too many emoji.
Which is a shame because the joke doesn't need them to be funny
The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it βmoldyβ! The point is the emojis! Hereβs one for dickmas that takes it to 11:
MERRYπ COCKMASπππππππππππ AND HAPPY π HOE-LIDAYS π²π²π²π©π©π© MERRYπ COCKMASπππππππππππ AND HAPPY π HOE-LIDAYS π²π²π²π©π©π© THIS YEAR π I'M DEFINITELY β ON THE πππNAUGHTYπππLISTππ BECAUSE I'M πA GIGANTIC π³βπππ³βπππ³βπππ³βπππβHO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβππ³βπππ³βπππ³βπππ³βππ WHICH IS NOT π ββοΈβ VERY CHRISTIAN βͺπ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE π SAINT DICK β¨πβ¨π I CAN'T WAIT FOR π SANTAπ TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬π ππ¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING π§¦ππ FULL OF DILDOS π±π AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πππππ¦π¦π¦ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE π€ FESTIVE ππ π€ΆββπFAGGOTπ³βπππ³βπππππππ©π©π©π¦π¦π¦
SO TO ALL MY πππππSLUTTY π©π©π©πππ SANTA'S π π πΏπ π½π π» LITTLE HELPERS πππππ& HORNY π©π CHRISTMAS ELVES οΏ½οΏ½π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈπ§π»ββοΈ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" π¨π¨π¨βββββββππππππ¦π¦π¦π¦ AND DON'T FORGET TO πβ¨πβ¨DECORATEβ¨πβ¨π YOUR "TREE" πππππππππππππ I'LL BE WAITING πππ UNDER THE MISTLETOE ππ¦Ά WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON π³πππ WAITING β± FOR YOU πTO UNWRAP π³π ME SO WE CAN TASTE π π¦ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES π¬β¨π¬β¨π¬β¨π©π©π©ππππ¦π¦π¦
I think I just came a little
I... I think my retina detached after trying to read this.
THE UFOsπ½βπ½ have finally CUM π¦ππ£π send this to 10 alien daddysπππ if you can't waitπ€π€ to get PROBEDπππ if you get noneβ backππ π you a lonely galactic hoeππ get 5 backβ you a super star SLUTπβπ₯ get 10 backββ you a super space freakπ―π½π― Happy fuckinπ―π get that ALIEN π½ COCKπππ©π
I still donβt and probably never will understand why people use the same emoji more than once in a row.
Every other word is tacky and hard to read but I get itβs likeβ¦ just a thing for people who grew up with emojis instead of little text emoticons. Or like older people trying to be a fellow kid kind of thing.
But the same one 5 times in a row? Thatβs just nonsense.
(I know Iβm responding to a copypasta. Itβs just on the topic.)
Donβt get too hung up on emojis, theyβre just a new form of text! Most people I know use them ironically or to respond to coworkers that you donβt want to type text to.
As far as I remember, text filled with emojis was used by FB-era people to do like MLM (mid-level-marketing; pyramid schemes) ads. First time I saw it used not ironically.
Their text style was ripe for mocking since it was tacky af.
Some me-melords turnt it horny and usually a lil gay and youβve got purposely tacky and over the top copypastas! Like this one (personally, not enough emoji for me):
OMG itβs ARB-WHORE DAY π²π΄π³ on this day π we celebrate MOMMY EARTH π©βπ§and plant trees π³ that will someday grow up to be BIG 𫦠and LONG π and HARD ππ©ππ for the good girls to CLIMB πββοΈ so plant a HO-ak tree π₯¦ a chestNUT π¦ an ASSpen π or a cottonWOOD πͺ΅π maybe ur a BIRCH BETCH π€ or a will-HO βοΈ so get DIRTY π§βπΎπ³ and get those lil sprouts π± all WET π πΏ so they can get πͺ¨ BIG and STRONG πͺπ€€ cuz today all of the arb-WHORES π΅are gonna get a TREEat πͺ΄ planted in their πASS today ππ cuz MOMMY EARTH π© is CUMMING 4 U π send β‘οΈ this to ur 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ DIRTIEST ARB-WHORES π if u get 0οΈβ£ back then ur a weeping willHO πππ if u get 5οΈβ£ back ur a SICKamore SKANK ππ β &&& if u get 1οΈβ£0οΈβ£ back then ur a gonna get a special π© walNUT just 4 u πππ
ever seen r/copypasta on Reddit? this is nothing
The joke doesn't need your snobbery either.
Well I certainly apologize to you for any pain I've caused and I will make sure to smooth things over with the joke too.
lol these comments making the lemmy user base look ooooold, and Iβm not that young haha
Get off my yard!
Peak boomer activities
Emoji hate is very much a millennial thing.
The childrens and the olds are wrong.
Can confirm. Am millennial and I only use emojis ironically. And to acknowledge messages I don't want to actually respond to on Teams.
Yeah... tbh it's the main thing I miss on Reddit. The userbase of Lemmy seems to be older and unrelatable to me. Also tbh the meme subs were wayyyyy more dank on Reddit.
You youngins already have everywhere else on the internet!
Don't you guys have that facebook thing?
Yuck, no thank you!
You're saying it like it's a bad thing
I mean, it is a bad thing when you can't relate to anything. We should strive for age diversity to account for this.