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All y'allπŸ‘₯ gotta chillπŸ₯Άβ„️out on this emoji hate😑😀 we πŸ’‘are πŸ‘ΎjustπŸ’€havingπŸ—£οΈfunπŸ‘πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ€ͺ

lol these comments making the lemmy user base look ooooold, and I’m not that young haha

Peak boomer activities

Emoji hate is very much a millennial thing.

The childrens and the olds are wrong.

Can confirm. Am millennial and I only use emojis ironically. And to acknowledge messages I don't want to actually respond to on Teams.

Yeah... tbh it's the main thing I miss on Reddit. The userbase of Lemmy seems to be older and unrelatable to me. Also tbh the meme subs were wayyyyy more dank on Reddit.

You're saying it like it's a bad thing

I mean, it is a bad thing when you can't relate to anything. We should strive for age diversity to account for this.

Nothing can save her from having an emoji whore mother though.

I'm just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.

πŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘‰πŸ»thisπŸ‘ˆπŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸ»πŸ‘†πŸ»πŸ‘†πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ

You're missing the bottom row of dark hands. Please fix this before I spend all day thinking about it.

It also wouldn't hurt to change the font size on "this" so the middle row doesn't bulge out.

πŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘‡πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘‰πŸ»^this^πŸ‘ˆπŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸ»πŸ‘†πŸ»πŸ‘†πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘†πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘†πŸ½πŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘‰πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘†πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΏ
πŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏπŸ‘†πŸΏ

How bout this? Sync doesn't support subscript so I'm not sure how this looks.


Opened in browser, superscript looks better, still jacked in sync tho.

It just put ~s on either side so it bulges more. I appreciate the effort though.

Yeah, that looks good in browser. I guess jerboa doesn't support subscript either.

Yeah, that's what it did on sync. But it looks legit in FF.

White hands in the center and black hands expelled to the fringes, what are you trying to say?

Do people actually use them like this? I'd assume its part of the joke, but then again I'm so old neither I nor my contacts use any emoji - we all "xD" and ":'D" each other like we did during the war I ought to tell you younglings about.

I think "I'm so old" doesn't make the most sense as reasoning, considering that especially Boomers and old people are often famous for over-using emojis.

I use :) and :D really much (the former extremely much, like really in every second sentence). :( also sometimes. But there are also quite some Emojis I often use, especially πŸ˜…. And being on Discord, there are also many custom emotes like :KEKW: I frequently use.

I'll go on a limb and guess you're German?

Yes. How did you know?
My English in that comment wasn't very good, but I was really sleep deprived when I wrote it, sorry for that.

Das kekw hat dich primΓ€r verraten, aber die anderen Smileys werden so gut wie nur von Deutschen benutzt. :D

Even as a bit, that's just too many emoji.

Which is a shame because the joke doesn't need them to be funny

The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it β€œmoldy”! The point is the emojis! Here’s one for dickmas that takes it to 11:

MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 MERRYπŸŽ…COCKMASπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ“πŸ“πŸ“πŸ“ AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR πŸ“† I'M DEFINITELY βœ… ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LISTπŸ“œπŸ“ BECAUSE I'M πŸ‘ˆA GIGANTIC πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŽ„β„HO-HO-HOMOSEXUALβ„πŸŽ„πŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ WHICH IS NOT πŸ™…β€β™€οΈβŒ VERY CHRISTIAN β›ͺπŸ™ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK βœ¨πŸŽ‰βœ¨πŸŽ‰ I CAN'T WAIT FOR πŸŽ…SANTAπŸŽ… TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY β¬‡πŸ πŸ˜œπŸ’¦ AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS πŸ˜±πŸ† AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🀏 FESTIVE πŸŽ„πŸŽ…πŸ€Άβ›„β„πŸŽFAGGOTπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³β€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ†πŸ†πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

SO TO ALL MY πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹πŸ‘„πŸ’‹SLUTTY πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ SANTA'S πŸŽ…πŸŽ…πŸΏπŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ» LITTLE HELPERS πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ‘πŸ‘& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES οΏ½οΏ½πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ§πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨πŸŒ¨β„β„β„β„β›„β›„β›„πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† I'LL BE WAITING πŸ•šπŸ••πŸ•  UNDER THE MISTLETOE πŸƒπŸ¦Ά WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON πŸ˜³πŸŽπŸŽ€πŸ’ WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU πŸ‘†TO UNWRAP πŸ˜³πŸŽ€ ME SO WE CAN TASTE πŸ‘…πŸ’¦ EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ¬βœ¨πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

THE UFOsπŸ‘½β˜„πŸ‘½ have finally CUM πŸ’¦πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜£πŸ‘Œ send this to 10 alien daddys😜😜😜 if you can't wait🀚🀚 to get PROBEDπŸ†πŸ‘πŸ† if you get none❌ backπŸ’€πŸ™…πŸ’€ you a lonely galactic hoe😭😭 get 5 back❗ you a super star SLUTπŸ˜œβ˜„πŸ’₯ get 10 back❗❗ you a super space freakπŸ’―πŸ‘½πŸ’― Happy fuckinπŸ’―πŸ‘… get that ALIEN πŸ‘½ COCKπŸ˜πŸ†πŸ˜©πŸ‘Œ

I still don’t and probably never will understand why people use the same emoji more than once in a row.

Every other word is tacky and hard to read but I get it’s like… just a thing for people who grew up with emojis instead of little text emoticons. Or like older people trying to be a fellow kid kind of thing.

But the same one 5 times in a row? That’s just nonsense.

(I know I’m responding to a copypasta. It’s just on the topic.)

Don’t get too hung up on emojis, they’re just a new form of text! Most people I know use them ironically or to respond to coworkers that you don’t want to type text to.

As far as I remember, text filled with emojis was used by FB-era people to do like MLM (mid-level-marketing; pyramid schemes) ads. First time I saw it used not ironically.

Their text style was ripe for mocking since it was tacky af.

Some me-melords turnt it horny and usually a lil gay and you’ve got purposely tacky and over the top copypastas! Like this one (personally, not enough emoji for me):

OMG it’s ARB-WHORE DAY 🌲🌴🌳 on this day πŸ“† we celebrate MOMMY EARTH πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§and plant trees 🌳 that will someday grow up to be BIG 🫦 and LONG πŸ“ and HARD πŸ‘ŠπŸ˜©πŸ˜›πŸ˜ for the good girls to CLIMB πŸ™†β€β™€οΈ so plant a HO-ak tree πŸ₯¦ a chestNUT πŸ’¦ an ASSpen πŸ‘ or a cottonWOOD πŸͺ΅πŸ† maybe ur a BIRCH BETCH 🀭 or a will-HO ⁉️ so get DIRTY πŸ§‘β€πŸŒΎπŸ˜³ and get those lil sprouts 🌱 all WET 😌 🚿 so they can get πŸͺ¨ BIG and STRONG πŸ’ͺ🀀 cuz today all of the arb-WHORES 🌡are gonna get a TREEat πŸͺ΄ planted in their πŸ’ƒASS today 🌝🌚 cuz MOMMY EARTH πŸ‘© is CUMMING 4 U 🌎 send ➑️ this to ur 1️⃣0️⃣ DIRTIEST ARB-WHORES 🍌 if u get 0️⃣ back then ur a weeping willHO 😭😭😭 if u get 5️⃣ back ur a SICKamore SKANK πŸ’šπŸ˜‡ βœ… &&& if u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back then ur a gonna get a special πŸ”© walNUT just 4 u πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

The joke doesn't need your snobbery either.

Well I certainly apologize to you for any pain I've caused and I will make sure to smooth things over with the joke too.