How do you even call that?

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 540 points – 4 months ago

It’s nicely al Dante

Listen man, you've won the internet for today.
I was laughing for a solid minute!

You can use the radiant heat from that fish to cook another fish.

that thing has achieved a self sustained fusion reaction

It is no longer fish, just nuclear science

Nuclear fisshion

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant strikes again!

You can hammer it, quench it and sharpen it after that.

Looks like a lava shader material preview but instead of a ball they used something food shaped.

Nah, it's a fish from Monster Hunter. You get it from fishing in a volcano.

If it's red from black-body radiation, you should be more than fine with regards to contaminants.

You should be more concerned with nutrition. Or the current complete lack thereof. After all, anything healthy has by that point gone up in smoke.

Not to forget that if it's glowing red, it may be hot enough to set your head on fire the instant you stick it in your mouth. So do not eat anything that's glowing red from black-body radiation

So glad to see tips like "hey everyone you should actually not eat glowing embers"

Stickers like "Do not attempt to dry your cat in the microwave oven" are there for a reason.

Glowing blue or white is still safe though, right?

If the item shows any black-body radiation in the wavelength range of visible light, i.e. it can be seen with the Mk. 1 Eyeball, it's absolutely too hot too touch, let alone eat.

I didn't know anakin was a fish

Killed twice

Magma Fish

Just pop it in the microwave with some tinfoil around it to keep in the heat, that should solve the issue

Fuck it, throw it in the dishwasher

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I'd say you're safe, looks like you've got the high ground.

Bonfire fished.

Ember restored

Great Caviar Spawn Defeated

You need some uranium to cook it all the way

I suggest Plutonium

Forged in the fires of Mt. Doom

Even the fish ancestors are toast 🔥

Char

Due to being so far from the sun the Voyager can't rely on solar panels. Someone at NASA cooked a fish like this and put it on the probe. The heat it still radiates will keep powering it for millenia.