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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 513 points –
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That’s what we used to call an afternoon.

This isn’t a shit post this is premium stick gunning

... Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was "watch out for cops."

I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs

Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?

I just stood outside the school and did nothing

*shoot
FTFY

This was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for.. divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.

There are 3 types of perfect sticks:

  • Super straight

  • Shaped like another thing

  • Big stick / small dog combo

You're YouTube channel has just been demonitized.

Joke's on YouTube; I only have 79 subscribers and can't even apply for monetization yet, lol

Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!

That’s some high quality stick you have there my man.

Wow I just commented positively on some conman reposting this..

I feel fucking disgusting yet relieved to be here