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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 517 points –
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That’s what we used to call an afternoon.

This isn’t a shit post this is premium stick gunning

... Such a beautiful stick and all I could think was "watch out for cops."

I am a cop. Took this from a kid in the PJs

Did you kill the kid, beat them, or did you just throw them in jail?

I just stood outside the school and did nothing

*shoot
FTFY

This was a reference to the Uvalde shooting, in which several officers stood outside the classrooms in which a school shooter was massacring children just waiting for.. divine intervention I guess, I dunno. So no, I was just standing there.

There are 3 types of perfect sticks:

  • Super straight

  • Shaped like another thing

  • Big stick / small dog combo

You're YouTube channel has just been demonitized.

Joke's on YouTube; I only have 79 subscribers and can't even apply for monetization yet, lol

Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!

9 mm Luger semi knotomatic!

That’s some high quality stick you have there my man.

Wow I just commented positively on some conman reposting this..

I feel fucking disgusting yet relieved to be here