Would have been way funnier to make it all "macaroni" or "pasta" and leave one tiny section for "spaghetti", because somehow that's the distinction people make.
No, that would've been accurate.
Shush. Don't confuse me with facts.
In persian "macaroni" is actually the umbrella term for all noodles. So persian macaroni are spaghetti most of the time.
But there are no noodles here, only pasta, noodles are usually in Asian meals
noodles are pasta but pasta aren't necessarily noodles since all pasta is spaghetti, as the meme foretells.
Important western noodles include spatzle and egg noodles!
I'd argue that pierogi/vareniki count too, but I understand if you disagree.
There's no spagetti on there... just macaroni...
Pasta corta nowadays. Short pasta. Maccheroni is how they were called by my grand grand mother.
Might've been the joke
Sounds pretty sketchy IMO
By normal people do you mean the savages that have a palate sophistication of Dhaka's sewage?
I see your boiled potato dumpling and raise to the almighty jacket potato. Yes, that's considered a "meal".
Since gnocchi is pasta spaghetti does that mean that these are pasta spaghetti too?
Why not? And add couscous to it as well, also wheat-based.
Not only can you fuck the jacket potato but you can eat it after too.
That’s just efficient.
*pasta
Yeah, those are all pasta. Spaghetti is all the long noodles.
Spaghetti is 1 type of long noodles. You have spaghetti, tagliatelle, bucatini, linguine, vermicelli...
↑ statement dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
Someone drives a manual
🙄
Puhsketty noodles 😋
That sounds too kinky for me sorry
Meanwhile Americans be like "they're noodles"....
Ramen is also classified as spaghetti.
You want Pearl Harbour to happen again... that's how you get Pearl Harbour to happen again
Spam and ramen, sounds good.
I wouldn’t mind dropping a couple of a-bombs on Japan again…
Pasta or noodles, actually.
Imagine having some culture
I know right, disgusting practice!
Yoghurt is a separate slide
gnocchi is not pasta
There are gnocchi, gnocchetti (small gnocchi) that are pasta. What you know as gnocchi are properly called "gnocchi di patate" in italian, i.e. potato gnocchis
That's the answer, the gnocchi pastas imitate the shape of the potato gnocchi.
I also wouldn't really call potato gnocchi pastas, like if I invite people to eat and say I'm cooking pastas, nobody's expecting potato gnocchi. But I think in Italy they're in the same aisle as fresh pastas.
The thing is - and op's picture is correct - that italians actually differenciate between different shapes of pasta, for the simple reason that pasta shapes have functional reasons and different shapes correspond to different dishes.
Yes, and it is also incorrect in that normal people call it spaghetti because that makes people discuss the shitpost and remember it fondly
Unless it is, of course.
it is made from potatoes
Gnocchi are a varied family of Pasta in Italian cuisine. They are made of small lumps of dough most traditionally composed of a simple combination of wheat flour, egg, salt, and potato.
Would have been way funnier to make it all "macaroni" or "pasta" and leave one tiny section for "spaghetti", because somehow that's the distinction people make.
No, that would've been accurate.
Shush. Don't confuse me with facts.
In persian "macaroni" is actually the umbrella term for all noodles. So persian macaroni are spaghetti most of the time.
But there are no noodles here, only pasta, noodles are usually in Asian meals
noodles are pasta but pasta aren't necessarily noodles since all pasta is spaghetti, as the meme foretells.
Important western noodles include spatzle and egg noodles!
I'd argue that pierogi/vareniki count too, but I understand if you disagree.
There's no spagetti on there... just macaroni...
Pasta corta nowadays. Short pasta. Maccheroni is how they were called by my grand grand mother.
Might've been the joke
Sounds pretty sketchy IMO
By normal people do you mean the savages that have a palate sophistication of Dhaka's sewage?
Om nom nom let's eat some kroppkaka
I see your boiled potato dumpling and raise to the almighty jacket potato. Yes, that's considered a "meal".
Since gnocchi is
pastaspaghetti does that mean that these arepastaspaghetti too?Why not? And add couscous to it as well, also wheat-based.
Not only can you fuck the jacket potato but you can eat it after too.
That’s just efficient.
*pasta
Yeah, those are all pasta. Spaghetti is all the long noodles.
Spaghetti is 1 type of long noodles. You have spaghetti, tagliatelle, bucatini, linguine, vermicelli...
↑ statement dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
Someone drives a manual
🙄
Puhsketty noodles 😋
That sounds too kinky for me sorry
Meanwhile Americans be like "they're noodles"....
Ramen is also classified as spaghetti.
You want Pearl Harbour to happen again... that's how you get Pearl Harbour to happen again
Spam and ramen, sounds good.
I wouldn’t mind dropping a couple of a-bombs on Japan again…
Pasta or noodles, actually.
Imagine having some culture
I know right, disgusting practice!
Yoghurt is a separate slide
gnocchi is not pasta
There are gnocchi, gnocchetti (small gnocchi) that are pasta. What you know as gnocchi are properly called "gnocchi di patate" in italian, i.e. potato gnocchis
That's the answer, the gnocchi pastas imitate the shape of the potato gnocchi. I also wouldn't really call potato gnocchi pastas, like if I invite people to eat and say I'm cooking pastas, nobody's expecting potato gnocchi. But I think in Italy they're in the same aisle as fresh pastas. The thing is - and op's picture is correct - that italians actually differenciate between different shapes of pasta, for the simple reason that pasta shapes have functional reasons and different shapes correspond to different dishes.
Yes, and it is also incorrect in that normal people call it spaghetti because that makes people discuss the shitpost and remember it fondly
Unless it is, of course.
it is made from potatoes
Source: Gnocchi on Wikipedia
And flour
It's made with potato, but also flour, egg, water... Then boiled in water....Like all pasta.
There's also thin spaghetti and flat spaghetti which are made by satan to deceive us.
Flat spaghetti, known as linguine, are super!
They're both the spaghetti
It's pronounced pasghetti.
How is this not just a thing my dad used to say?
I think it's a thing all dads of a certain age used to say.
Isn't there some new pasta shape that was specifically engineered to give maximum surface area for which to be coated with sauce?
Yes, the Cascatelli! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascatelli
Mfw I try to buy a very Italian sounding pasta and it's only available in the United States.
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NEW NOODLE JUST DROPPED
Yes, lasagna sheet.
Shape into bowl.
Fill with sauce.
Drink sauce from pasta bowl like it was a glass.
The thirst quencher
Pas'ta bowl of sauce mate
The only shapes that matter are big, small, and toob. The rest are only distractions.
That's what she said
Yo where's the farfalle at? I love me some bowties
It is already in the pot
You smoke it!?
You don't?
Farfalle means butterfly.
The diminutive for farfalla, farfallino, literally means bowtie
Yes. But the pasta is also called bowties by a lot of people lol.
Where shells? 🤌🤌
Spaghetti
Looks like Desert Pasta to me.
who tf calles noodles spaghetti?
Who tf calls pasta noodles?
Who tf calls macaroni pasta?
Who tf calls a feather in their cap macaroni?
who the fuck calls italian normal
Normal Italians.
Those exist???
Even normal people know that Italians are made of spaghetti
You're the first one to understand the meme
Amazing