Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.
I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn't plan this lol
That makes it not vegan but last time I checked, vegetarians only steer clear of meat, not all animal products. It's like veganism, but less obsessive.
Animal carcasses are not vegetarian... Things like milk, eggs and honey (honey can be questionable) would be classed as vegetarian. Essentially anything that causes an animal to die to be consumed would not be vegetarian.
There's no real question with honey. Honey is vegetarian, but not vegan.
Vegetarian = does not eat animals, vegan = does not eat animal products.
anything that causes an animal to die to be consumed would not be vegetarian.
That would explicitly NOT include gelatin, which is made from the hooves and the like of animals already slaughtered for the parts people eat. Literally no one is slaughtering animals to make gelatin.
It would also decidedly not include pork tenderloin, which is made from the tenderloin of animals already slaughtered
Now you're just being wilfully obtuse.
It's actually one of those things that varies for each person, how extreme they are with vegetarian. They might avoid anything that contains geletain including gummies or certain medications because it requires an animal byproduct to make.
Eggs and dairy are not part of an animal carcass. You don't have to kill an animal to enjoy it.
Vegans believe using animals for any food (or maybe even product) is wrong so they avoid eggs, milk, dairy, etc. Or maybe it's they are vegan in that they only eat eggs or whatever from their own free range chickens. Some vegans won't get vaccines if they contain egg protein.
Basically often both diets are often moral choices so there can be as much variety to how restrictive or serious it is just like any human will have variety in their morals details even if there is overlap on general idea (ffs just look at Christianity)
And oh there are people who are vegetarian just because they don't like the taste or texture of meat!
Sorry for the ramble I found this really interesting when I became friends with people who have different diets. It's interesting how much variety they can have.
Some vegans won’t get vaccines if they contain egg protein.
Vegan here, that seems a little extreme, and I haven't heard of any vegan who does that. Also for many vaccines they make egg-free variants anyways. There are not really many good excuses to not get vaccinated if you ask me
What about all the people that don’t know to ask you?
last time I checked, bones, hooves, tendons, and ligaments, are meat, not just animal products, and most vegetarians would agree
None of those things are meat, no. Meat = muscle tissue. Bones, hooves and connective tissue are not muscle tissue.
I mean this implies that brain, blood, tripe, cheek, etc are vegetarian
You've missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.
Fig roll as well tbh
Damn, you're good.
That sounds like the real vegetarian option
Looks American. It's also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.
This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.
Instead we get these abortions.
Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.
instead we get these abortions.
We Americans can't even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.
Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd's pie should exclusively be lamb - it's in the name.
OK, we'll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas
I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.
The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
A true shepherd's pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.
Fucking pop tarts lmao
Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it's real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don't forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I'm not here to post factually accurate information
pop tarts aren't vegetarian
Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
Itt people who don't know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
i mean in this case they are not vegetarian
Gelatin isn't a problem for a Vegetarian diet, it falls along the same lines as eggs, cheese and yogurt. Most Cristian consume animal byproducts and refrain from eating meat specifically, and then impose further based on their own values. Poptarts would in fact be okay in a vegetarian diet.
I've been vegetarian and vegan before and I assure you that gelatin isn't vegetarian
That's a choice you can make you do not speak for all
Sure but I certainly have learned about what the word means lmao
That's not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
Gordon Ramsey's favorite family
Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle
so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, thrown away just for the sake of making rage bait by including a pastry in the Wellington family
Hate to be that guy, but the icing on frosted Pop Tarts contains gelatin derived from bones, hooves, tendons, ligaments, etc., making it not vegetarian.
I kinda hope this was a happy accident and OP didn't plan this lol
That makes it not vegan but last time I checked, vegetarians only steer clear of meat, not all animal products. It's like veganism, but less obsessive.
Animal carcasses are not vegetarian... Things like milk, eggs and honey (honey can be questionable) would be classed as vegetarian. Essentially anything that causes an animal to die to be consumed would not be vegetarian.
There's no real question with honey. Honey is vegetarian, but not vegan.
Vegetarian = does not eat animals, vegan = does not eat animal products.
That would explicitly NOT include gelatin, which is made from the hooves and the like of animals already slaughtered for the parts people eat. Literally no one is slaughtering animals to make gelatin.
It would also decidedly not include pork tenderloin, which is made from the tenderloin of animals already slaughtered
Now you're just being wilfully obtuse.
It's actually one of those things that varies for each person, how extreme they are with vegetarian. They might avoid anything that contains geletain including gummies or certain medications because it requires an animal byproduct to make.
Eggs and dairy are not part of an animal carcass. You don't have to kill an animal to enjoy it.
Vegans believe using animals for any food (or maybe even product) is wrong so they avoid eggs, milk, dairy, etc. Or maybe it's they are vegan in that they only eat eggs or whatever from their own free range chickens. Some vegans won't get vaccines if they contain egg protein.
Basically often both diets are often moral choices so there can be as much variety to how restrictive or serious it is just like any human will have variety in their morals details even if there is overlap on general idea (ffs just look at Christianity)
And oh there are people who are vegetarian just because they don't like the taste or texture of meat!
Sorry for the ramble I found this really interesting when I became friends with people who have different diets. It's interesting how much variety they can have.
Vegan here, that seems a little extreme, and I haven't heard of any vegan who does that. Also for many vaccines they make egg-free variants anyways. There are not really many good excuses to not get vaccinated if you ask me
What about all the people that don’t know to ask you?
last time I checked, bones, hooves, tendons, and ligaments, are meat, not just animal products, and most vegetarians would agree
None of those things are meat, no. Meat = muscle tissue. Bones, hooves and connective tissue are not muscle tissue.
I mean this implies that brain, blood, tripe, cheek, etc are vegetarian
You've missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.
Fig roll as well tbh
Damn, you're good.
That sounds like the real vegetarian option
Looks American. It's also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.
This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.
Instead we get these abortions.
Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.
We Americans can't even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.
dont u ever talk shit about corn dogs again
Yeah, and kids parties? That shits at like state fairs and amusement parks and always there is your freezer.
Cottage pie can be made with anything else really, not explicitly beef, but shepherd's pie should exclusively be lamb - it's in the name.
OK, we'll talk shit about cornhole dogs.
I feel like tamales should be part of this. Even pupusas
I see your point, but tamales are traditionally wrapped in corn husks or banana leaves. The covering is also not baked or fried onto a tamale.
The paper/corn/banana leaf is just for forming. The masa surrounding the filling is the equivalent of the bread on these other items. And sure, they’re cooked by steaming. The end result is much like a hot pocket.
That is a good point. Thank you!
Where calzone?
They are all calzones: https://cuberule.com/
Thanks for the info!
Hotpockets and Poptarts but
No pasties. The wayward topless dancer daughter.
No (Chicken) Pot Pie. The stoner draft dodger uncle.
No shepherds pie. The religious freak, mashed potato brained uncle.
A true shepherd's pie is made with lamb and cottage pie is the one that is made with beef.
A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.
Fucking pop tarts lmao
Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.
Wait, what the fuck do Americans think pigs in a blanket is?
Here it refers to hot dogs rolled in croissant dough and baked.
Not proper croissant dough, this comes in a can and would make a French baker angry. So it's real easy to wrap the weenies in.
Don't forget about those little weenies that come in a can, sometimes we wrap those in shame dough too.
Chicken cordon Bleu, the rich uncle who no one ever sees anymore
Please refer to the community name. This is a checks notes shitpost - I'm not here to post factually accurate information
pop tarts aren't vegetarian
Came to the comments to say this lol. They have gelatin in them, which is made from animal bones.
Itt people who don't know the difference between vegetarian and vegan
i mean in this case they are not vegetarian
Gelatin isn't a problem for a Vegetarian diet, it falls along the same lines as eggs, cheese and yogurt. Most Cristian consume animal byproducts and refrain from eating meat specifically, and then impose further based on their own values. Poptarts would in fact be okay in a vegetarian diet.
I've been vegetarian and vegan before and I assure you that gelatin isn't vegetarian
That's a choice you can make you do not speak for all
Sure but I certainly have learned about what the word means lmao
That's not a pig in blanket, pigs in blankets are sausages wrapped in bacon.
Kibbeh the Oriental cousin
Gordon Ramsey's favorite family
Ho Hos: the free spirit aunt who worked as a go go dancer in the ‘60s to fund her hippy lifestyle
so many missed opportunities to create an actual family tree with more great foods, thrown away just for the sake of making rage bait by including a pastry in the Wellington family