Existentialist Spagett

balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 471 points –
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Consider the ingredients to each component and tell me how this is different than a cookie. I'll wait.

Damn, you're right. It's basically a whole plate full of cookie dough. However, most likely without eggs.

It's wetter and denser. Don't know if that's enough to make it bad, but the wetness could give it a weird texture for the flavor

Consider the ingredients of your partner and tell me why you are offended that I replaced them with an angry honey badger in your bed last night. I'll wait.

I encourage everyone to experiment like this. Go ahead, make your Nutelletti. Take one bite, realize it's awful then hastily consume the rest of your failure over the sink in shame.

It won't be awful, though. Pasta desserts are delicious.

Add powdered sugar. Do it.

You say that now but one day the gods will smite you in anger

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

Don't knock it till you tried it.

Jello Spaghetti

Diet Coke Spaghetti

Nutella ruins anything it touches, like a BP oil spill

Controversial but I'm here for you. Too much hazelnut not enough chocolate.

that's kind of the point of hazelnut spread.

While I could eat Nutella out of the jar with a spoon like a true degenerate, if you can find chocolate honey it is 1000% better

I put a small amount in my Saturday morning coffee, just enough to give a chocolate smell.

Feels this could work actually