some might say we're early adopters

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I might fuck around and become a Lemmy influencer. I know this account is only hours old (lemmy.world is on the fritz), but I already got an upvote

Wow! This is my first time meeting a Lemmy influencer. Can I get a picture with you?

Make that two

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 blazing a trail to influencerdom

Not sure what to do with my newfound fame

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Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

My dog is the all time top post on one of the dogs instances, think I might try and monetise her if I get the upvotes in to double figures

Yea in not tryna brag but I got a couple upvotes earlier. Suffering from success

i don't remember the name of any specific reddit users besides Deep Fucking Value and Martin Shkreli from WSB.

Gallowbob and hitrecordjoe were some famous ones. Gallow because his repost bots, and hitrecord because he was a famous Hollywood actor who shitposted a lot on that account.

u/Nez_bit the powerade minor legend is the only one I remember

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

If I could follow you I would, I am now your biggest fan

good idea, now since you are gonna be an influencer, Im gonna need to ask for your bath water

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

Oh, hi. Didn't know you were around here. Big fan.

This is just the sort of comment that would have become a thing back in the early days of Reddit. Welcome to your stardom. I want someone to point out my comment for being prescient 5 years from now when you're the next Unidan, but maybe don't turn into a toxic dick like he did.

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I'd say the three day no pooping guy is a celebrity. You know what to do, OP.

Him and Ruud, the Lemmy.world owner are the biggest celebrities we have around here

Mizu (aka the cant shit for 3 days guy) is the only real celebrity on this platform

My first thought was poop guy and you even know his name! Our fist celebrity of many!

Waiting for some of those "broke my arms", "swamps of dagobah" or "cockroache imaginary girlfriend" stories.

C'mon guys tell us where you cum

I followed him from kbin lol, I had to know what happened.

Ironic that one so solid should be named after something so fluid.

I knew my elementary knowledge of Japanese would come in handy some day.

and we still don't know if he had a good time that weekend

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I'm pretty big on lemmy.world. Oh you've never heard of it? I'm not surprised.

10 Lemmy up votes = 200 Reddit upvotes in terms of impact on my ego and e-peen

Call me when you're in the 3 digits club, kiddo 😎

500 upvotes? time to take this career here seriously and break up with my wife

Now you have over a thousand points. So, when are you going to announce your presidential/prime ministerial run?

'ol Holodeck Moriarty here has multiple comments in the 10s, so you could say things are getting pretty serious.

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Me when I start ww3 under a reddit post about zoophilia being bad

why would u ever do that (use reddit)

I'll have you know I have one of the top twenty ask lemmy posts of all time.

Heard I have to comment to get counted, also upvoted this ofc :D

It’s just another level of mental arousal when you get updoots on a totally new platform! You can flex about being on the front page of a website!

I now have 2 accounts with more than 1000 upvotes, my small brain is full of dopamine

Is there an official name for karma on Lemmy?

Officially "points". Posts and comments have points. Users do not have points.

Interesting... I have "score" on my profile (using wefwef ATM)

Correction: Users have points, but it's not usually visible. For example, I can't see your score, but whatever instance or software you use chooses to show it.

Personally, I think it's better if no-one can see your score. That way, no-one can fight over it.

Agreed, I think it'll help keep conversations more civil. We don't need flame wars and constant lame puns all the time trying to earn fake internet points for everyone to see.

I have my app to not even show scores at all. It's much nicer that way. More organic.

not yet, time to find one

Cocks

I know it maybe doesn’t make a lot of sense. But I was the first one to respond so I will continue to call it cocks and so should you.

Btw, congratulations on your 1700 cocks!

I just hope that Lemmy.world performance improves over time as sometimes the performance is a bit jarring and something I'd find hard to recommend to less tech-minded friends swapping from Reddit

switched to lemm.ee because of the performance, but im sure .world will be back to normal soon

Everybody is new to running Lemmy at scale. I suspect things will smooth out soon.

There’s no advantage to being on the biggest instance. Its a common mistake for new users to go to the biggest instance. It’s best to go to one that’s fast, not swamped, dependable, and federated with most instances.

Numbers, Mason! What do they mean?

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

Bro, FR FR. 👌🏼👌🏼🔥

Just remember where you started from.

My shit post did surprisingly well for just starting to contribute on here. Gotta build up the community so that no one feels like they’re missing out by switching, or keeping them on here longer.

i joined at july 3rd

Welcome! Be sure to check out lemmyverse.net

i am both using wefwef for lemmy and thunder app i picked lemmy.blahaj.zone do to it being federated with lemmy.world and a fun name

Not a bad idea. I just mention lemmyverse because there may be communities you'd like that aren't federated where you are yet.

Here I am ~nnah~ , now calm down everyone- I know you are starstuck 8:3

First person to post OG country all/04k content wins. I'm to lazy, litterially the only reason Im not on Reddit.

Nobody knows my name, only my memes

i could go my whole life without ever seeing pepe the frog again btw, I recommend leaving him at the corner when you move.

It’s like when we had YikYak on college campuses.