Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I've already won.
Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID
And mod bots to remove them it seems
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Hey! It's me! The CIA!
Prove it, give me your social security number
1
Username checks out
You're the problem. It's you.
Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!
Phew... for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it's still the good ol' capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.
Yes, this is reasonable.
You mean that's what the hole in the wall was for?
Oh dear...
I'm actually not funny
youre actually a cia bot.
Don't worry, I will never stop posting anime girls
The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.
What is your definition of a burger?
Ground meat formed into a patty
Fuck you!
Nobody else has stepped up so far, so I guess I'll downvote you to keep the streak going.
I got no horse in this race but if I can help someone feel better during the course of the day, it's been a good day.
My dude, you just reminded me I live near a sheep farm. I love lamburgers.
What's this about Mojang?
I try to not shit on them every time they breathe.
Like, It's okay to be critical when a company makes a decision you disagree with, but I feel like there's a lot of hate anytime they make any of public statement.
I agree with you, but I'm obligated to downvote.
Fair enough
CIA and Kremlin: shake hands together
🤝
**
You never want opinions from bots. Only humans. But may be hard to figure out.
can't they just make an instance with fake accounts?
it would be like r/subredditsimultor
Thanks I needed to hear this 🙏
Who bothers to look at votes?
Politicians
CIA bots will downvote this, because it's true: Harris is not a legal US national, her birth certificate was forged. Be careful who you vote for!
I kinda envy folks who think that they have enough geopolitical importance for the CIA/NSA/ThreeLetterAgencies to be keeping tabs on them. I mean, it generally comes with a lot of baggage and delusions but, constantly that level of self-esteem and assuredness must be nice (not that I'm super low in my adult life).
Now, influence campaigns? That's a different animal altogether. There've been too many on the modern Internet for too long.
Nice try CIA, trying to lull me into a false sense of insecurity, that I am less important than I think, pffft
Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!
::: spoiler NICKWITHA_K (HE/HIM)
You're the only person who can see this message right now.
Cease your investigations immediately!
The FIVE EYES are on to your deception.
Stand outside of your house and stare at the sky to receive corrective programing.
Or travel to the nearest cloning center for retirement.
FACT: 90% of cringeposters delete their accounts right when they're about to make a funny post.
Unfortunately I think that only works from your instance's perspective. The majority of lemmy can still see the CIA oppressing you!
I can't see it, therefore it's not happening.
I wonder how you're breathing. /j
I can't see it, therefo--- oh god oh no
R.I.P
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
You was a real one.
Thx bb. Will continue to shitpost to hearts content. Someone has to read it which means I've already won.
Like those billboards that say does advertising work? JUST DID
And mod bots to remove them it seems
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Hey! It's me! The CIA!
Prove it, give me your social security number
1
Username checks out
You're the problem. It's you.
Gah, I knew it! Curse you deep state!!
Phew... for a long minute there, I thought paranoia was getting the best of me, glad to see it's still the good ol' capitalist secret police state who are actually looking at me through that crack in the wall.
Yes, this is reasonable.
You mean that's what the hole in the wall was for?
Oh dear...
I'm actually not funny
youre actually a cia bot.
Don't worry, I will never stop posting anime girls
The only time I get down voted is when taking about the definition of a burger or my thoughts on Mojang.
What is your definition of a burger?
Ground meat formed into a patty
Fuck you!
Nobody else has stepped up so far, so I guess I'll downvote you to keep the streak going.
I got no horse in this race but if I can help someone feel better during the course of the day, it's been a good day.
My dude, you just reminded me I live near a sheep farm. I love lamburgers.
What's this about Mojang?
I try to not shit on them every time they breathe.
Like, It's okay to be critical when a company makes a decision you disagree with, but I feel like there's a lot of hate anytime they make any of public statement.
I agree with you, but I'm obligated to downvote.
Fair enough
CIA and Kremlin: shake hands together
🤝
**
You never want opinions from bots. Only humans. But may be hard to figure out.
can't they just make an instance with fake accounts?
it would be like r/subredditsimultor
Thanks I needed to hear this 🙏
Who bothers to look at votes?
Politicians
CIA bots will downvote this, because it's true: Harris is not a legal US national, her birth certificate was forged. Be careful who you vote for!
I kinda envy folks who think that they have enough geopolitical importance for the CIA/NSA/ThreeLetterAgencies to be keeping tabs on them. I mean, it generally comes with a lot of baggage and delusions but, constantly that level of self-esteem and assuredness must be nice (not that I'm super low in my adult life).
Now, influence campaigns? That's a different animal altogether. There've been too many on the modern Internet for too long.
Nice try CIA, trying to lull me into a false sense of insecurity, that I am less important than I think, pffft
Insecurity is exactly where you need to be!
::: spoiler NICKWITHA_K (HE/HIM) You're the only person who can see this message right now.
Cease your investigations immediately!
The FIVE EYES are on to your deception.
Stand outside of your house and stare at the sky to receive corrective programing.
Or travel to the nearest cloning center for retirement.
:::
Oh don't be silly!