Just thinking about what to cook

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You could throw some kind of …sausage party.

These are my ingredients. Any ideas?

Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the "moat." Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams "meat feast" while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.

Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.

You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes

Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you've tried hotdogs in other countries.

Beef?

In think you're mistaking them for beef-like products. I don't think they've used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain

Some beans would go hard with that.

As long as I can wear my jants

Psychologist: Denim fridge isn't real, it can't hurt you!

Jridge:

(This is not AI, its real)

"Why did I even buy all these? I'm vegan."