Shoe Penis rule.

frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 441 points –
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Fuck yeah, I fucken love Megapiss

Fuck yeah, I fucken love pegging

with songs like “piss sells… but whos buyin?”

The more I think about "eggy wets" the less I want to know

I can't tell if "The Eggy Wets" are a hardcore band or british invasion

...or vaginal secretions

All of the above: vaginal secretions in reaction to a hardcore British invasion band.

20 years later I'll start up a tribute band called "The Eggo Wets"and write songs about frozen toaster waffles.

I looked at eggy wets and it immediately stood out. It's the only real band name deserving amy attention.

It gives an insight as to the nature, location and odor of many gigs

The Diet of Worms isn't bad, but I prefer the Erfurt Latrine Disaster among cursed events in medieval German politics.

I think it's important that you know that another human being on Lemmy got both sides of your joke. You earned my upvote.

'Shoe Penis' has good energy, but might limit bookings for Bar/Bat-Mitzvahs and Quinceañeras.

Starfucker got pretty far before they had to change their name. Dunno if they did any quinceneras though

Baba slaga has a nice ring to it

Bad Foul to publish his list online. The band list name ist like a list for your future child names

I can’t decide between Shoe Penis and Toilet Dad.

I like to think Hat man/Hatman is the full name and the "Hatman" part is pronounced like it's someone's surname.